Just as an attempt to make the MS Environment lighter...
Enjoy Reading....
Nepali Anthem:
Suno gaur se duniya walon...
chahe jitne mahal bana lo...
uske aage garden bana lo...
uske aage gate laga lo...
uske aage honge hum Nepali...
Shabji...
Love Letter in Blood
A boy wrote a love letter with his blood to a medical girl and said "khat ka jawab zaroor dena"
Girl replied "blood group, B+ aur haemoglobin ki kami hai"
Amitabh & Shashi Kapoor (Deewar Advanced Version)
Amitabh: Mere pass bangla hai, gaadi hai, tumhare pass kya hai?
Shashi: Mere pass bhi bangla hai, gaadi hai...
Amitabh: Abe sale, to phir maa kahan hai...???
Crow proposing to Tigress
1 kauve ne sherni ko propose kiya...
to woh boli - "pehle apne aapko dekh. apni shakal dekh, apne sharir ko dekh"
Kauwa - "yeh sab chodo, tum mere confidence ko dekho"
Tiger in Bathroom
Santa: Mein ek baar apne bathroom mein susu karne gaya to wahan sher tha...
Banta: To phir kya hua???
Santa: Meine sher se kaha, aap karlo mera to nikal gaya...
Smart Boy...
Man knocks at door...
10 yr old boy comes with cigarette in one hand and beer in other...
Man: Papa ghar par hian???
Boy: U stupid!!! mujhe dekh kar lag raha hai ki papa ghar par honge...
