Here are Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
LAWS OF TRAIN RESERVATION : After deliberations you decide to get into one queue,you feel the other queues tend to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TRAFFIC JAMS: When you decide it is time to switch off your engine, you find the traffic starts moving.
LAW OF TELEVISION : Whenever you are viewing a channel you feel ,always the next channel shows the better programme
LAW OF LOCAL TRAINS(MUMBAIKARS) : Whenever you think of switching platforms to take fast trains, the fast local arrives 10 minutes late compared to the slow one which arrives 2 minutes early.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with dirt, your nose begins to itch.
LAW OF BIG BOSS: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a head ache, the next morning you really will have a head ache
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the door Bell rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to the Mechanic that a machine does not work, it will!
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
And Finally................. LAW OF MS --- Whenever you think of selecting an approriate time to post your review so that your Review remains the longest in the RHS corner of MS page, you will find that your Review is replaced with another within 10 minutes.
