And then there is a friend…Ratan Noora, yes the same who also happens to be a friend of Sunil Pal also.
One fine day Ratan Noora called me and said, “Hamari bhavanaoon ko samajho. Sunil bambai aya aur dekho kitna bada aadmi bangaya. Hum bhi aayenge aur kuch kar dikhayenge. Par tumhe hamari madad karno hogi”.
I said ok and THE Ratan Noora came to Mumbai.
To settle Ratan down I recommended him to a few friends. And true to his reputation Ratan Noora foxed me sometimes and stunned at most. I am sharing with you a few of his escapades.
Ratan Noora went for an interview.
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Ratan Noora: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Ratan Noora : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
At another interview.
Interviewer: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Ratan Noora: P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
And then Ratan was asked to write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Ratan Noora writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
The Interviewer, kind hearted friend that he was, really wanted to give Ratan another chance. So he went on, “Just imagine you are on 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?”
Pat came Ratan: “It’s simple. I will stop my imagination!!!”
Somehow we managed for him and Ratan Noora joined a new job. The first day he worked till late evening on the computer. The Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Ratan Noora: “Sirji, the keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.”
Now you tell me what should one do with such a friend. I am at my wits end.
