Q: What bug is welcome in apartments? A: Ten-ants.
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Q: Where do ants eat?
A: At a restaur-ant.
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Q: What is the biggest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant.
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Q: What's even bigger than that?
A: A gi-ant!
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Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter?
A: A coat of arms.
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Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin.
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Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?
A: "Ouch"!
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Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A: A mice cream cone.
----- Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
A: The bat.
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Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: They are too hard to iron.
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Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it's nose closed.
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Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a barking lot.
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Q: Why do Hummingbirds hum?
A: They've never learned the words!
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Q: Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A: Mussels.
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Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To go the the "Shell".
(A Great Kids Joke Sent to us from Jessica P.)
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the Mooovies!
(Thanks for the Kids Joke, Sent to us from Bryan K.)
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Q: What do you call Rodents that play Hockey?
A: 'Rink Rats'
(Sent to us from Mrs. Aspinall)
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk?
A: 'Winnie the Pehew'
(Sent to us from Colby S.)
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Q: What animal needs oil?
A: The mouse, because it squeaks.
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Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always Spotted.
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Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?
A Mam-moth.
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Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
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Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line!
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Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A: Skin-diving.
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Q:Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A:She mislaid them.
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Q:What's black and white and read all over?
A:An embarrassed Zebra.
