Its
that time of the day again where you are glued to the clock but it
hardly seems to tick by.. its as slow as a snail if not slower! so here
i am, with a few one liners to keep you all fresh, alive and kicking.... Njoi
SMILE
Never frown, even when you are sad, because
you never know who is falling in love with
your smile.
The worst way to miss someone is to be
sitting right beside them knowing you can't
have them.
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at
the moon again.. ;)
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan,
Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person
readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw =
chun dan & if angry = ben dan.
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual
cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how
all problems begin with MEN!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a
lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U
jump out of d window.. I look down n then..
I laugh again.. hahaha
work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r
u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call
him, he ain't gonna come
doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Why did the blond get fired from the banana
plantation?
A:
Because she threw out all the bent ones
secret to success is knowing who to blame for
your failures.
Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual
arousal in women ( I so agreee with this, dunno why though! Z.)
Free........Taxed to Death
I guess this much is enough to get yourself back from boredom..
Am up and how after reading 'em!
