This is only an extract.
Here are some gems from Sheldon Cooper - as he puts in The Big Bang Theory.
The entire institution of gift giving makes no sense. Let’s say that I go out and I spend 50 dollars on you. It’s a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need whereas you know what you need. Now I could simplify things, just give you the 50 dollars directly and then you could give me 50 dollars on my birthday and so on; until one of us dies leaving the other one old and 50 dollar richer and I ask you, is it worth it?
Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they’re angry, they’re really just hungry.
This is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Like some dirty magic show.
If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.
There’s a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.
A while ago YouTube changed from a star-based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system. I pretend I’m okay with this, but I’m not.
You know, I’m given to understand that there’s an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.
The need to find another human being to share one’s life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I’m so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
According to the Roommate Agreement, Paragraph 9, Subsection B: The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure, and believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force.
Ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
