Commented on ravikiran's review
Feb 10, 2006 07:56 PM
HOW Much U STINK!....!!
And yet you have the audacity to state, 'You haven't heard any such complaints before? (Each time a customer has a Concern?)
Gosh! You definitely QUALIFY for an MCD Job...
Improvement Initiatives Incorporated!
Read the Damn Reviews with Comments, and wake up out o...f DEEP Slumber, Sanjdip!
Disgusting!
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Commented on arvind_mercedes's review
Dec 24, 2005 11:39 AM
Mee Too Impressed with Hutch Care Delhi,
That for almost 2 year now, I'm a Defaulter of Just 56,000/ & Hutch-Shop has no Clue of my Whereabouts...:)
stststst....
Very Impressive!!
Commented on incredibleajit's review
Dec 24, 2005 11:32 AM
Real Good one...
After the collection calls, NOT I, but the poor friends and colleagues have had to bear on my behalf...
Hutch's Latest Slogan:
This is our ATD (Any Time Disturbance) Service:
We take pride in calling you at ODD hours, and Disturbing your peace,
sleep,
dreams...
Whether ...you are or NOT
a consumer anymore!!
Hope the GOAL is Achieved!!
Cheers!
DC
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Reviewed Orange Mobile Operator
Dec 24, 2005 02:44 AM
4825 Views
(Updated Dec 24, 2005 02:49 AM)
How many of you thought you knew him, to be sane? last?
Q: What is the difference between Hutch Legal Head and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why does Hutch Legal Head always talk stupid?
A: Because he is...
Q: What does Hutch Legal Department have in common with ceramic tiles?
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Commented on own review
Nov 07, 2005 02:49 AM
So what:
999 Baiymaan, phir bhi mera bharat mahan!
:-)
Commented on own review
Nov 04, 2005 10:33 PM
Excerpts Part 1. Contd....
Need My Frank Opinion:
At Hutchison, people enjoy a culture (CULTURE?? AGRICULTURE Sounds more appropriate) that promotes a high degree of involvement (Is It??), continuous learning (But, Ofcourse??) and enhances knowledge (to continuously dupe the Gullible Customer, a...nyways…always, anytime=24/7). We operate in an environment that is fair ( FAIR...? Oh! the dictionary meaning PALE…?) and transparent (Do u have this word in your Thesaurus…?). Our approach is people- focussed (See, that's what I call Focused? So, much, in a Hurry to RUSH...) at the same time extremely performance-oriented. (Yea, Yea, extremely…TRUE, that states, hold it, don't let that Customer Go, without being harassed and CHEATED)
What can you expect from a career at Hutchison? (Everything, that's UNPROFESSIONAL) The chance to work with one of India 's most respected (REALLY…When did this happen?) companies.
The opportunity, to make a difference (By HELPING HUTCH-DELHI DUPE & EXIT MORE CUSTOMERS) in an organisation known for its high (Oh?) Standards of quality (Whats d DEFINATION of QUALITY in ur BOOKS?) & responsiveness (HA!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF THIS CENTURY) to change (Colors)
And most Importantly, having fun while you are at it... (Now, doesn't tat call fr a Round of Standing Applause? For they are Damn Right! Fun @ cost of U & ME?)
While Globally, this is called Sadism, @ Hutch-Delhi, Win-Hands-down, 'Live it Up Hutchison's'-Yr Never Say Never Die Attitude to Chase me OUT, is Catching Momentum..)
Good Going!!
DC
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Reviewed Vodafone Mobile Operator
Nov 04, 2005 09:50 PM
2372 Views
(Updated Dec 24, 2005 12:37 PM)
Unemployed?
Looking for a Job that gets you Money & Satisfaction, at the same time trains you to beat the Natwar-lal's of yester-years, by the end of Induction onto the Company Rolls:?
Apply here:
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