Hardcore anti-Film. Review on Yuvvraaj

Well the film starts off with Katrina showcasing her glowing skin and telling us about her love story with Salman Khan as Deven, some narrator says this and they tell us that they argue over little things, how interesting - I mean I find a man and a woman arguing over little things very exciting because I'm the kind that thinks that no one has arguments, especially love birds (Sarcasm Intended)

Oh yes, with a title like Yuvvraaj, what would it mean in the film - oh yes, its the familys surname :S

First song comes up and you see Salman Khan flying around. Some people learn from mistakes, I mean what is Yaadein remembered for, Hrithik and Kareena flying and suddenly a sfx shot showing 200 Hrithik's dancing, which ended up looking like a bunch of Dogs with rabbies but Subhash Ghai decides to tell us that the whole lot of viewers were wrong about Yaadein and wants to prove that he was right then and he is right now.

Then starts a story of Katrina's father, Boman Irani hating the sight of Salman Khan - now obviously a renowned doctor, rich and famous would not want a son-in-law who is some snobby person who sings in the middle of a band as a Chorus singer (HAHAHAHHAHA), lives in some ridiculous shack of a room in Eastern Europe, Prague, yeah Prague but obviously Boman Irani is touted as the villain because if he agrees to get his Kashmiri daughter married to a good for nothing, arrogant Deven, then obviously he's the good guy :D

Salman Khan happens to get released from jail, his crime he throws his whiskey on some guy because he gets Pissed off from him and suddenly the Prague police guys tell Salman Khan that his father has just died, by the way, Salman Khan  was an outcast from his family for reason's I cannot be bothered explaining. Salman Khan starts smiling, you know he's about to inherit thousands of crores of rupees in a three part share with his other two brothers. Obviously this will go down well with his proposal to finally get the 'Kashmiran' home!

He goes home, we see a whole lot of family members, Anil kapoor is introduced, Zayed Khan is nowhere, oh yes, he's partying

and an Indian film showcasing a party without a song, is unthinkable - so we have a song, 'Shano Shano'

I swear on Shivji's name, I was about to walk out - not because the song was Crap but the sudden appearance of this Black over-medium build woman and starts shouting 'PIAALAAAAAA PIAALAAAAAA' I mean was that meant to be funny? obviously I dont share the same sense of humour as Mr Ghai and I being a 'khush-mijaaz sa aadmi' was disturbed by this part - infact, disgusted!

So then I thought, it can't get any worse, can it?

Sat through it, sudden arrival of Mithun Chicken-Borty as the lawyer states that everyone gets a couple of rupees, in London this is, by the way, you know we in England spend rupees you know, pounds are extinct you see. Our lawyers now tell us all our financial figures in rupees, not pounds ;) and that the mentally disabled brother Anil Kapoor gets the whole lot with of course a weird rule and regulation paper read out.

'partners not brothers' decide they have to do over Mr Anil Kapoor to get the money, you know brother is a little mad, sings songs on the two words 'shut up'. Shoulgn't be that hard now should it?

Song comes on again 'mastam mastam' and it starts off with people face painted like a Cat and sounds of 'Meow Meow' and I WALKED OUT!

"Thats enough Ravi Kumar, get up and walk through the exit door"

NOW

I did see the rest of it on a crystal clear pirate DVD (forgive me) and I come to this conclusion,

Subhash Ghai is now more or less, finished as a director - producing films under Mukta Arts seems a good idea, for a man, who once upon a time directed my favourite Indian film, a film to which I began loving Indian films. To bad the man finishes on a big low. I hope I'm wrong, honestly but I dont think he'll return and if he does, it would more or less be a laughing stock of himself rather than a film making exercise.

I'm not going to talk about Katrina Kaif, as you've all probably seen the classic dialogue promo. Zayed Khan is average as a supporting actor and proves it here. The supporting cast including Boman Irani are complete Trash.

The actors of the eighties, Anil Kapoor and Mithun Chicken-Borty save the film with decent acting, then again its expected of them isn't it?

The way its shot and one or two of the songs are good but that does not save the film, which is utter bore, story is rubbish are dialogues are Bollocks!

Salman Khan - well the man is not young any more, nor does he look young. Playing roles of a 26 year old is nothing but a complete joke and certainly he's accepting these roles because he believes he can pull them off. Yeah right mate.

This man has taken his immense fan following for granted, he is an ungrateful old Idiot who thinks he's a young boy. Wearing flashy suits and this silly American styled accent should not be called as decent acting. There's a thing called dialogue delivery, body language, which used to be present in the 90s and early 2000s but now it seems to have vanished!

He has an interesting line up of films and believe me, things can only improve - thats of course if he himself wants them to improve!

A boring old story, with a rubbish main lead and a Stupid chemistry with his lover, added with Zayed Khan and a decent Mithun & Anil Kapoor  and the suger on the cake is a Black woman screaming 'PIAALAAA PIAALAAA'