Shut your mouth #$@%. Review on Writing Reviews on MouthShut

TIPS ON WRITING REVIEW(isn't my heading looking cute...thnks)

--> if u did'nt appreciate my heading then I think nothing else I write will!(cross my heart)

what to write? how to write? when to write? very easy grab your keyboard then think a little, skip a little and 1 2 3...hey whatz this?...sorry in a moment of enthu I just got carried away and danced a bit...

ok, back to business. well how to write a review? mind you, not just any review but a good and smart review( I can almost imagine how mouthshut.com is awarding me - the greatest tip writer award , heck I might even win the weekend/weekday contest award -special case)....ok enough of day dreaming and here I go...

1) how about choosing a topic which minimum members have written and then surf net and then lol copy & paste!...aww ok ok I can feel your frown of distaste or whatever!...so lo goes my first tip (as well as my image) to dustbin.

2) how about asking your friend her/his opinion on a product and ask suggestion how they will go abt writing it in paper and then ...BLOWED this too :( I can feel it.

3) how about staring at the monitor for some time and wait for some inspiration to strike so that we start writing a super duper review---> also in dustbin

4) finally maybe my best tip to you - abandon the idea that you ever thought of writing a review in the first place when you can't think of writing about any.(is this sentence too difficult to grasp ? ...sorry I can't help you there, maybe if I break the sentence to simpler sentences and then ....ok you read the sentence again to get the meaning)

And now I can feel ur hatred more positively coming in waves(or is it tsunami?).

yaar....being honest I write reviews here just for time pass and honesty is the best policy. Just write what you feel (no masala mix is necessary).....so writing review on mouthshut is all about being honest(does it sound like hamam soap advt?!!).

-----> ending with what u wanted to say to me - SHUT U R MOUTH.

comments awaited... maybe u might win a prize :)