The worst things about music.. Review on Western Classical Music In General

• Well I wrote what I think about music these days, in general so I guess, I can excercise a bit of freedom to post under this category. I know, a lot of NR's and SR's are gonna come my way.

Today’s music scene offers a wide variety of sounds and stars to disturb, alienate, and incense everyone. We have the horrifying, five-octave, eardrum-splitting screech of Mariah Carey to the horrifying, mind-numbing, morosely monotone drone of Enya to the horrifying intensely unpleasant pounding of Creed. Today’s music scene offers a wide variety of sounds and stars to disturb, alienate and incense everyone. But what offends me the most! Well here is my list of 10 worst things about music today.

1) Music Companies charge us Rs 500 for a CD which cost them Rs 20 and then they go and complain to the court that Napster is stealing!

2) Weird Pop music fans which were so into the Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake “held at third base” virginity updates as though they were some almost extinct species like the Panda’s at some Chinese Zoo. I mean what is the whole point in knowing about the stuff those two do.

3) Well, if music stars like Mariah Carey, Britney Spears and Mandy Moore act in movies and Stars like Russell Crowe and Bruce Willis have their own lousy bands, then heaven us the entertainment ruled America.

4) The constant religious yapping of some stars and groups like “Destiny’s Child”.(We give all praise to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior). Hey, remembering God and all is very cool with me, but I don’t remember any part in the Testament which says that Lord Jesus was rooting for them to win an Award!

5) Despite what extra syrupy music stars like Alanis Morrisstte and Jewel would like you to believe, horrible 7th grade poetry does not get any better even when they sing it. Have you even noticed the lyrics these people come up with!

6) Watching 100 years old hosts trying to act as if they even care about Alien Ant Farm, Ja Rule, Ludacris or even Shaggy.(“So Shaggy! Err, the Kids love your music. Yup, they do love your music. Well you are not that Shaggy in real life”!) Get the drift.

7) I hear that one of the N Sync’s members is planning to be the next civilian to blast into outer space. Are you guys crazy? Do you wanna start an intergalactic War? Is there a better way of angering aliens than to send them N Sync.

8) We have a lot of Rock Festivals these days to promote environmental awareness. You have these concerts and after they are over, they leave the area with a lot of smoking, trashy non reusable stuff. Talk about irony.

9) Unimaginative rap videos which have mobs of almost naked women doing splits and being hosed down. Do they think we are so horny that we would put up with anything? Let’s turn this cynical crap off! Uh, right after the part where that babe jumps into the swimming pool, shhh. here it comes…

10) This one takes the cake. Conspiracy theorists always play heavy metal music backwards for messages from Satan, but how many of them have tried to do the same to the music of that purple dinosaur Barney or any of those Disney Cartoons to see what instructions they have been sending to five year olds.