Aug 09, 2007 01:20 PM
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Lets get dirty guys! That's the zulu for you. He will never tell you about the useful healthy eating habits.But still he will enlighten poor souls at mouthshut about categories of people and their eating habits.STARS: Owners envy, neighbors prideA star is a star is a star!
For me, a star is the one who has achieved his status by hook or crook. Let it be thru diarrhoea or anorexia. Its only a useful eating habit that makes u a star!I remember eating so many good things before becoming a star!Outside facades are often deceptive, look inside to find out.You can become a star by following a strict diet avoiding foods that may harm you.Listen to experiences of earlier stars.
If they have said no to cheese, butters and oil, avoid it. There is a strict formula to become a STAR and follow it. One day, you will become a STAR too!MORONS: Jarasi savdhani, jindagi bhar aasani Useful eating habits also mean useful drinking habits.Its good to have ample of water to keep away from dehydration and kidney stones. Dont be a moron to avoid this.
Dont drink and drive!Also dont drink and write reviews or comments!Their drinking habits are not to be followed. Avoid them at any cost.Elephants: Ye to bada Toing haiThere is no single terminology to explain these species and their eating habits, except elephants.
They gorge on food, water, booze, whatever comes there way.But as said earlier, the outside facade is not important.Elephants are good by nature, warm at heart and faithful as friends! Harmless!But dont come in their way! Be ready to be trampled!Their eating habits are not to be followed.
Instead follow them as a friend!Ounces: Masal ke rakh doongaSingular or plural, small quantities of food or water or booze are not healthy eating / drinkign habits.Bhagwan ne do hath, ek muh aur doosra woh diya hai, use it for good purpose.
Dont starve yourself too much by eating in ounces, give a break to yourself!These eating habits are to be avoided. Dont even go to the shadow of these creatures who follow them.Racists: I love my IndiaWhen I was a kid, I never understood why South Indians are so inclined towards Idlis and Dosas and Punjabis towards paneers and lassis.
But then one day it dawned on me that our eating habits are made to suit our surroundings.Be a racist and proudly flash to the world what you are, what you eat! Im proud to be a Racist! Follow meZulus: Zulubaba ki jai There is nothing like a good eating habit in this world.Eat what u like, drink what u like!Exercise hard, burn the calories!But dont flash yourself in briefs at Orkut.
