Jul 30, 2012 09:04 AM
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(Updated Jul 30, 2012 09:11 AM)
The website hypes this place to be some sort of IMAX level mega-theatre with awesome quality sound and video, stunning infrastructure etc.
Which couldn't be any further from the truth. The sound I'm sure is handled by some guy with poor taste who believes that painfully loud piercing levels of volume is "so cool ya". I went for an English action film. The theatre, I suppose unsurprisingly, erupts in hoots and whistles every time the "hero" comes on screen, or everytime there is a show of affection by the "heroine". You'd be lucky if you don't experience the beautiful smell which is a mix of smuggled-in vodka, masala dosa and the subsequent farts, seated anywhere in the theater (I was seated in platinum, I think it may have been the worst there).
Point being, there are much better ways to:
Go deaf.
Burn 300 rupees
Hear catcalls and whistles and be reminded of your countrymen's incessant need to vocalize every primal urge (farts included)
Horrendous is an understatement. Of the century perhaps.
