Moo... close enCOWnters of the bovine kind... Review on Unitethecows

We are the cows. For centuries we grazed around the meadows of this planet, eating grass and other things that taste pretty silly. We never complained.

We cows, are all over the planet. From Gnu Zealand to ShanGHAI (get it?? ghai?... no?? ok), COWpenhagen to COWrea, we're all over.

Being of the peaceful kind, we let human beings steal our milk and nourish themselves, milk that we would have UDDERwise fed our children. Our milk also helps a farmers eCOWnomics.

And what do we get in return? We end up on a plate as lunch. We cows have had enough. Its time to....

UniteTheCows (dot com)

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We cows have decided to start this website to discuss everything. Why not, even cows can GOssip. So we got one of our technology savvy cow called BULL Gates to create this site for us.

UNITETHECOWS.COM

What Is This Site About?

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You human beings ask too many questions.

This site is a huge FORUM. In other words, a place where you can discuss:

== Technology

== News (global, local, whatever)

== The P2P area where you discuss how to pirate songs (heh heh)

== Digital Underground (nice thing... loads of tech info on media)

== The Gaming Zone (DIVER dude... Tennyson...)

== The Graphics boards (photoshop sort of jazz)

== Cultural Cows (moosic, moovies etc.)

== A community segment to discuss general BULL potty (boy... this word censor thing doesnt work all the time)

and ahem...

== Extreme Topics (pretty messed up place... avoid if you're a saint... I skipped this part and I'm no saint)

So in general, you can post or read on a wide range of topics.

Thats all??

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Well, our objective was general gossip. But we cows are pretty cool,

so we added:

== a calendar of events to post your birthdays and stuff.

== a download section (grab utilities, game mods and other cool stuff)

== A moo box where you can send a shout out to the general public or someone else.

So what happens in here

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We cows wont tell you anything... sign up and see for yourself.

Site Fact Sheet

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Site name ...............: unitethecows.com

Type .......................: public discussion board / forum

Design ....................: pretty good

Customization..........: loads of controls / settings make this very feature rich

Load Time ...............: Pretty Quick

Usability ..................: Great (and yes... it can get pretty addictive)

Warning ..................: the Extreme section is adult content.

................................: Also, its a public forum... so just be cool

Ideal For .................: the geeks and info freaks

The site has a pretty useful FAQ section and registration is a simple process. I would however use an email ID that isnt my main one. An email id has to be supplied to complete the registration process.

Verdict

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Has a pretty decent mine of information that other UTC members have put up. As with every public forum, exercise discretion.

Overall - pretty decent site.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... All the cows in the planet go... MOOOOO MOOOOOOO....

er...

~finis~

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I gave it a three star instead of the four because they didnt have a three and a half star option ;)

btw...

April Fool!!!!!!!!!!! Cows dont have fingers to type on a keyboard... muhahahahahahaha.... fooled you! This wasnt a cow... it was only a person impersonating a cow.