Tyson Chicken Strips - It doesnt get much better t. Review on Tyson Meat

Introduction to TCS:

Set your oven for 450 degrees and prepare for a mouthwatering experience! After your first bag of Tyson Chicken Strips you will be running to the store for MORE. These mean chicken strips are boneless, but not skinless. They possess a seasoned breading that covers each of the tender strips. They cannot be compared to what you would find in a restaurant or fast food joint. Tyson Chicken Strips dominate the world of chicken. In the bag, you will find strips of many sizes and shapes. Dont be scared.. each one of them will deliver to you a taste that has never been tasted before..

Financial Analysis of TCS:

A bag will run you about 7-9 US dollars depending on where you purchase them. A good serving will cost you about 5-7 strips. I think it is safe to assume that once you consume these ''Bad Boys'' of the chicken industry, you will not be able to sever the bond between yourself and TCS. Therefore, count on including TCS into your everyday life. Lets say you have 5-7 strips a day - that is 35 - 49 strips a week. Plan on purchasing about 3 bags of these suckers. That will bring your total costs to about 21-27 US dollars a week. But WAIT! There is another ingredient that is very important and CANNOT be left out. Ranch Dressing. Average bottle of the stuff is about 4.50 US dollars (for the big bottle - you will need the extra capacity) So lets add that in: 25.50 - 31.50. And don't forget, you will need a 2-liter of Pepsi (I suppose another brand of cola will do.. but whatever) which, in these parts, runs about 89cents to 1.50 per 2 liter. Lets average and say 1.00, so 26.50 - 32.50 per week. Not bad huh? Trust me - it will be money well spent.

The How-to's of TCS:

First step - obtain a bag from your grocer's freezer section. Feel the bag with the tips of your index, middle, and ring finger in a circular motion. You should feel large, thick strips beneath the tips of your fingers. Keep doing this to each bag in the grocer's freezer until you find one with the greatest mass. You want to maximize the amount of TCS you bring home. This will be most beneficial to your TCS experience.

Second step - Get your buddies into the freezer at home - quick! You dont want to sacrifice the quality of your TCS by letting them defrost en-route.

Third step - This is where it gets tricky. Preheat your oven to 450. No more and no less. Retrieve your bag of TCS from the freezer. Massage the bag gently, with your index and ring fingers. This is to acheive maximum flavor. Open the zipperlock pouch and retrieve the desired amount of scrumptious strips. line them up on your cookie or baking sheet, staggering each strip horizontally. Keep the strips about .5 to .81 inches apart (See a chart to convert these units to metric if needed) If you can't eyeball it - get a ruler - rulers dont joke when it comes to TCS. Once you have them set up on the cookie sheet, put them in your 450 degree oven. Rule of thumb - Do not cook TCS for the time allotted on the packaging. Cook them until they are HOT and SIZZLINg and JUICES are running from each of the strips. Turn them, and if the bottoms are slightly browned - THEY ARE DONE!!

Fourth step - Take your TCS out of the oven. Be sure to eat them when they are at their maximum potential - right from the hot oven! Please, do us all a favor, and don't waste any time eating these bad boys. The more heat that escapes their membranes, the more flavor is lost. That means less fun. Don't kid yourself when it comes to TCS.

Final Steps - One more ''RULE'' for TCS consumption: You MUST provide a side of RANCH at ALL times. You would not be doing TCS or yourself or the rest of mankind any favors by failing to bring ranch dressing into the mix. If you do not take stock in Ranch dressing - you CAN opt to replace it with BBQ sauce. But, be forewarned, you will not achieve maximum flavor and fun if you go this route. I suggest you get off your high horse and be succumed to the lifestyle that involves ranch dressing on a daily basis. (NOTE: These figures are included in the Financial Analysis of TCS)

Put your ranch dressing in a separate bowl, NOT directly on the plate. A big mess can be made, and as you will be in a sheer state of euphoria while eating TCS, you will not be able to clean up the mess.

Dont forget to pour yourself a glass of Pepsi before you dig in. There ain't nuthin betta than ice cold pepsi to wash down a TCS and Ranch combo!

Summary:

TCS is the way to go. Once you take a bite there is no going back. I would recommend this to each and every one of you. YOur life, and the life of the people around you, will be forever changed. Peace out.