My BIG BANG THEORY. Review on Tips while using a Pressure Cooker

The pressure cooker has really changed the lifestyle of modern day man.Really gone are the days when ppl had to sit and cook their food in pots over a bonfire or use chulhas.Imagine the chaos if this amazing appliance hadnt been invented.Imagine the chefs in 5-star hotels standing on the road with their chulhas.No doubt about it.Man has progressed over the years.

I believe it was Stephen Hawkins' ancestor Julian Hawkins who had invented the pressure cooker.The basic principle has also been used in making the steam engine(That too is a revolutionary invention).

Pressure cooker can be used as a combat weapon.It can be really fatal if used effectively.Steps to use it as a bomb:-

1)Fill the cooker with water

2)close the mouth of the cooker properly.Make sure it is tightly closed.

3)Cover the siti with the small cylindrical thing and superglue it

4)Heat the cooker

sometime or the other an explosion is bound to takeplace.

George Bush should use these weapons of mass destruction during his next so-called-war against terrorism.He shall definitely acheive better results.(Imagine heated pressure cookers being dropped from F-16s)

In case u wish to paint ur room with rice then also add rice along with water(Also add sufficent amount of water colours of your choice) and instead of supergluing the siti use normal cellotape.Also the rubber wheel type thing should contain holes.Then keep it for heating.Return after about an hour.You shall be amazed to find your room so magnificently coloured.Try it.The Berger Paints ppl ar actually experimenting with this fast and cost effective way of painting houses.They have had positive results so far.

Warning:Dont be in the same room as the pressure cooker when it is heating until u hear the explosion or else u might also get painted.

Amazing Fact:Metallica used the sounds from the Pressure cooker(the siti and the Big Bang) in various songs in their album ''St. Anger''

Dont the various potential possibilities of this household appliance astound u????

Now just like ''Phone sirf baat karne ke liye nahi hota'',Pressure cooker bhi khali chawal pakaane ke liye nahi hota.Taking inspiration from Nokia Hawkins is releasing a cooker with gaming facilities very soon.Initially they shall start with snake and slowly move their way up to bowling.Maybe with a few more advancements they too will integrate a camera with the cooker so that u can see how u look while u cook and share it with ur friends.

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