Feb 19, 2008 08:47 PM
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(Updated Feb 19, 2008 08:58 PM)
I was born, I lived, I studied, I majored, I worked, I buy grocery, I do mundane household chore, I argue, I disagree, I loved, I was heartbroken, I went nuts, I cajoled, I proposed, I was loved, I was dropped….all under the influence of a woman- first my mother than my girlfriend(s) and now my wife! **Do we feel like prisoners my friends?
And now I care, I kind of dare, and sometimes I admire…. care about my about my mother, dare my wife’s indecent shopping proposals/ her constant nagging and admire
women who are prettier than my wife! However on second thought! Why it is so? We find our neighbor’s wife prettier than ours? **Everytime, every male ogles on someone else’s wife and frowns on the sight of his own!
Car chale 5 saal! Biwi chalti jaaye
*Show me a man who keeps praising her wife- or gets drowned again and again in the beauty of his 5, 10 or 15 years old wife?
Even the EMIs of “you were mad about beauty on four wheels” get over at the strike of five. And you are on the hunt of next hot thing around you in a showroom!
Ok ok! Let sanctity prevail here- I am oh! So much happy living with my wife; and I believe in the institute of marriage and I love to share and care with my better half! And she makes me feel special every day every night- suddenly I hear a humming sound while writing this? Perhaps a nagging fly! Goooo away shooooo- go away- you irritating flyyyy!
Mother in law Daughter in law
Tere mere bich mein kaisa hai ye “jal-bhun” anjana?
My mother in law is just like my mother! She is so good! Her cooking is amazing! We are too happy when she visits us and stays with us for months! Oh my god! If ever I hear this from one of the females I know I will die laughing! Mother in law= daughter in law always *“bhiiiiinnnnbhiiiiiiiiinbhiiiiiiiin”two flies nagging each other that’s better! Need I say woman is woman’s best friend and foe! This is the system pre-programmed by God to save the “Menkind”- wernaa humaara kya hota kaaliya?
Meri Rawalgum Pan Pasand. Meri Kwality Walz Kasata. My girlfriends
They are the one who keep me going, beep beep in the morning, beep beep in the day and sometimes beep beep in the darkness of the night! Hai kitne pyaare sms karti hai! Hai Kitne saare sms karti hai! I know I know, had this girl been my wife I would have hated all her sms’ and would wear a board everytime“KEEP SANE DISTANCE”. Make your girlfriend your wife and see the rosy days going kaput! All the love songs, all those “mushy mushy *ilu ilu” words evaporate and then? CONSTANT HUMMING AGAIN!Go away you flyyyyy. You irritating fly! So the moral- marry and keep living happy with your girlfriends! Answer all the nagging calls from home- I AM AT WORK SWEETY. PLEEEASSE DON’T ACT KIDDISH! Or what so ever comes in your mind- just keep the fly away from your **yummy Kasata Ice-cream
You want free mind? Gift her- a child!*
Mere bachchon ki ammaa jaraa sunanaa! Oho aati hoon aati hoon! Let me feed the baby! Whooila! Your job is done- tic toc tic toc tic toc- your better half is busy- busy for next one year! Yes yes! show that you are taking equal responsibility- go change that soiled diaper! But this for sure! You have already diverted her attention! Bingo! “JOB DONE” now enjoy coming late to home! You will at-least receive 30% less “where are you” calls
Jinko hai biwi se pyaar wo HawKeye se kabhi nahi karte inkaar!
Those who are die hard “wifey ka punkhaa”! You are incorrigible my friend. You will love living under the prying, nagging and multiple eyes of the flyyyyy! The humming will seem music to your ears! And thou shall never ever taste the sweetness of the sin fruit called “paraayee naar”
Trivia:
Why a woman in Hindi called “Stree”? And why a cloth iron in Hindi is also called “Istri”? both can make catastrophic impact when hot!
Both when hot, run berserk!
one over petticoat the other on petty issues
*What is most clichéd catch up line to start knowing a pretty unknown female?
*Have we met before?
Believe me I have seen gentlemen using this parties time and again!
*What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
*A sumptuous dish served without garnishes is wife!
8 of March is the women’s day so this review is dedicated to all the women at MS! I love them and love their humming that sounds so different from my wife’s!
*Now somebody please tell me when is moron’s day? I mean men’s day?
Any answers?
