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15) Ab Ke Baras

14) Kuch Khatti Kuch Meeti

13) Hum Saath Saath Hain

12) Tera Jadoo Chal Gaya

11) Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam

10) INTERNATIONAL KHILADI

Paayal (Twinkle Khanna) comes to the scene to take an interview of the big don Devraj (Akshay Kumar) and could not stop herself from falling in love with him (That was expected - I knew this would happen for sure).

Devraj is accused of murdering Paayal’s brother and the stupid girl also accuses him of raping her (izzat loota and some blah blah with the ridiculous looks in her eyes). I have explained this crap earlier in my review on the movie and I can't even dare to do it again - it gives me sheer mental torture with no boundaries.

9) GUDDU

From this movie’s name I had thought that it was not worth watching, but I still watched it as there was nothing better in the other channels and my cousin couldn't get up from in front of the television. Oh! It was a complete mental torture. The problems in the head that Shahrukh’s character had is very small compared to the head ache the viewers are meant to suffer.

Manisha Koirala doesn’t seem to suit the role as she is keeping on crying and smiling at regular intervals and Mukesh Khanna’s performance was below average too. It is may be the worst film, Sharukh has ever acted in. Actually, how many of you have been successful in avoiding this evergreen torture? You are just so brilliant and you deserve some award.

8) BADE DILWALA

Ram (Sunil Shetty) is an honest cop who lives with his wife Manthara (Archana Puran Singh) who always dreams of becoming rich. One day as Ram doesn't have money to pay tip to a waitress Priya (Priya Gill), he promises to give half the money he gets from a lottery ticket he has if he wins - he wins and fulfills the promise. Mannubhai (Paresh Rawal) gets control of Manthara by pretending that he loves her even if what he actually wants is money.

As his wife goes away from him, Ram gets attracted to Priya and vice versa. Even if Sunil Shetty and Priya Gill are not very bad, Archana Puran Singh looks ridiculous. The movie inspired from the Hollywood movie ''It Could Happen To You'' fails to inspire any one. Even if you have a bade dil (big heart), you can't dare to have Bade Dilwala.

7) MRITYUDAATA

Dr Ram Prasad (Amitabh Bachan) is a surgeon with a wife called Janaki (Dimple Kapadia) and a brother who is in love with Renu (Karishma Kapoor). When his brother is send to jail by the villains where he commits suicide and Janaki dies of shock, our hero, ''the youthful old fellow'' is in a sentimental mood. Will he have his revenge? I didn't care about that.

What I cared about was some other movie on another channel. The movie has only one good song involving Daler Mehndi ie ''Na na na na re'' which had quite something different for the ears. This one which was supposed to be one of those movies featuring the return of the Big B, this one too fails and Karishma Kapoor got another ridiculous movie to her credit.

6) KOHRAM

Colonel Balbir Singh Sodhi (Amitabh Bachan) attempts to assassinate evil minister Virbhadra Singh (Danny) but fails. He is hunted down after the attempt and is supposed to be dead, but as a similiar looking man is spoted, Major Ajit Arya (Nana Patekar) after him. Tabu plays a police officer, but doesn't come even close to the role.

This is another movie that Amitabh Bachan is made a youngster - poor Big B, I feel so sad about him - how can he play some one who really got no chance of matching? Tabu looks ridiculous in the police dress as well as in the towel! Nana Patekar seems to be following a special style which we cannot follow.

5) LAL BADSHAH

I feel so unfortunate to write again about this movie. Lal Badshah (Amitabh Bachan) is the hero of the people of his area. He makes enemity with Raghuvaran an underworld king who is played by Raghuvaran. Mukesh Rishi plays superintendent of police and the brother of Raghuvaran and Amrish Puri is the father of them and the major villain as usual.

If you want to know how low standard a Bollywood movie can reach, watch this one. You will be thinking if a movie with a golden superstar like Amitabh Bachan can lower like this. Close both your eyes as well as the ears so that you will not have to be upset. The songs will make you even more sick. All I can say is that Big B managed to waste his abilities in this ridiculous movie

4) AAP MUJHE ACHE LAGNE LAGE

What do we see? We see the hit pair of Kaho Naa Pyar Hai coming back in this one. Sapna (Amisha Patel) is the daughter of a underworld don. She lives like a bird in a cage (bird? She is a crocodile) as her father has many enemies just waiting to kidnap her. Rohit (Hrithik) is a stylish youth. The two meet and a love story blossoms.

What a hope the movie gave us, what a crash it was - seems that a car has just lost its brakes. The speciality of this movie is that there is not at all any expressions and the songs sound like something else. If you look at Amisha's face you will be horrified and Hritik looks like a small kid as long as the expressions are concerned. Avoid it if you don't want to hate Bollywood.

3) JAANI DUSHMAN

The story is about a snake who comes back after centuries to get to his love - the girl is reborn, in the form of the fatty Manisha Koirala, but is raped and she comits suicide to return as ghost to get revenge with the help of the snake who is highly powerful and he even does the Matrix moves and MI-2 stunts.

The superstars are lined up in this movie starting from Akshay Kumar and Sunil Shetty to Aftab Shivdasani and Sonu Nigam and lots more in between. The fights are all copied from different movies of Hollywood and these are even more ridiculous than ever. The special effects are too worse to see - just look at the skeleton in the beginning of this movie - it provides high amount of laughter and no horror - it is so cartoon-like.

2) BAL BRAHMACHARI

This is one of the worst movies I have seen in my entire life time. I don’t know the name of the hero of this movie, but he surely is stupidic - his dialogues as well as his looks. Karishma Kapoor seems to be in this film only to walk after this fellow and dance in mini skirts and sing which is absolutely ridiculous.

There are some boring comedy scenes which make the viewers say that even the Undertaker can act in comedy scenes better. There are even some copying from Ramayana where the hero is compared to Hanuman when he picks up a shelf full of medicines instead of a medicine. The movie deserves to e in the book of guiness records for most nonsense.

1) BOOM

The story revolves around three friends - models. During a show another model trips one of the friends purposely on the ramp. Her friends Rina and Sheila comes to begin a fight and some diamonds fall from the model's hair. The diamonds are taken by the viewers.

The diamonds belonged to some dons and they want them back and the three models are in big trouble and so are we who managed to watch this movie. Amitabh got wasted in yet another movie. The movie makes Murder look great as this one got each and everything worse you will ever manage to imagine in your entire life - your concept on Bollywood is going to change completely.

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