The top 10...from the bottom of the list!!!. Review on Ten Worst Commercials of 2005

'My top 10.from the bottom of the list'

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Thanx to the person who requested for this topic.

Commercial commercials must have some commercial appeal if a commodity is to be sold depending solely on its commercials.well all commercials are commercial but few of them have just one lacuna in them and that is'commercialism'.Woops!

I just hope your brains didn't get warped up after reading this sentence or dyu think mine is?Yes, it is and the sole responsibility has to be borne by these commercials that are getting this special tribute as'THE  WORSE TEN'.

Here goes the list:

#1-'Tata Indicom-Aadmi phone leta hai tarakki karne ke liye'

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'A man buys a phone to get ahead in life'!How is that people?Only after he has got ahead does he have the cash to purchase a phone[tarakki karega tabhi to phone lega].(Well, I'm leaving aside under-table deeds)Weird punchline and to add to it Kajol screaming her lungs out in a weird outfit.chineeese, japaneeese, badtameeez.eez[the extra'e's to produce the chichi howling effect in Kajol version].Our country consists more of the masses than the classes so a suggestion to the Indicom people: produce an ad which grasps the masses' attention.

#2-'Motorola crazy sounds'

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This is one pathetic ad which features two'sound collectors' who capture the sounds basically the ones of different styles of bowel breath i.e. a gust of wind ejected out of the body through the excretory tract[I wish indecency was allowed at this site, it could have saved so much of my time that I spent in racking my brains to get a decipherable description of the simplest F-word].These two guys go around carrying sound recording devices, dying to record the weirdest of music produced by the human body and worse of it is the expression of the desperate guy having really high expectations of a fatso's .d.a.s.h.I tried to figure out the long jump that he made for this, must be an olympics contestant I guess.Its hilarious though.

#3-'Emami Fair and Handsome'

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'chhhi.ladka hoke ladkiyon wali fairness cream'[chhhi.being a boy and using girls' fairness cream!].All I can do is flip the channel showing this ad or make my sense organs numb.Well, one question to the guys:have any of you got influenced by this ad?No compulsions, lemme know only if you are comfortable talking about it(hehehe.hahahaha).

#4-'Harpic'

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Yuckkkk! What luck I have, Roshan Abbas or Aman Verma crop up on the screen only when I am taking my meals.

#5-'Boroplus-the Kareena version'

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Nirula(the'pyaar to hona hi thaaaaaaaaaaaa.female), I think is the playback singer(precisely howler/growler.) to Kareena Kapoor in a disgusting situation for the promotion of a cold cream.Nirula could have howled a bit less and the situation could have been like Kareena kis sing hhhmmm.somebody like.hhhmmm.a chapped-lipped Shahid Kapoor[what say?]

#6-'Livon silky potion'

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'.tum hum hum tum.tum.tum.'[tum=you, hum=me].

This ad shows a couple in the rain, the song of 1942-Alove story playing in the background, the guy gets a bit romantic and tries to play with the girl's hair and then comes the greatest shock of his life!His hand never came out of his girl-friend's hair and neither did the virtual song playing in the background go beyond'tum.tum.tum.'.Gosh!save my soul.

#7-'Lux cozy baniyan[featuring Sunny Deol]'

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A little boy was preparing to do the batting but unfortunately his lucky bat breaks and the guy was upset.Then comes the bull-dozer Sunny Deol offers his lucky Lux cozy baniyan(vest) and says'tumhari koi lucky cheez tike na tike, ye lux cozy lucky baniyan zaroor tikega'[whether any of your lucky objects last or not, my lucky lux cozy vest will surely last forever].Well, I don't remember the exact dialogues.please pardon me.But how on earth is a vest going to be a substitute for a cricket bat?

#8-'OKA-Higrow'

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Well, I don't know how far the results of such products are authentic, but the ads are utterly disgusting.Why do they have to keep repeating the same thing over and over again for 15 minutes?whooff!and worse of it, suppose that Oka's results are blabbered by a female, then immediately after it ends comes the ad of the same OKA, named differently as(say) WOKA[I don't know if this exists] but now a male seems to be screaming his lungs out about the same results of the product.Thank God, these ads come only in a specific channel.

#9-'Boost'

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I am talking of the one where a little boy defeated one of the most challenging'man in blue' and the energy factor being the health drink'Boost'.Whats most surprising is Sehwag is also shown consuming Boost in the same ad! Illogically foolish.hhhmmm.perhaps that is why our team gets scorned badly at every lost game as compared to the praises they get at the majestic wins.Anyways no offence intended, I do have Sehwag in my fav list.

#10-'Chloromint'

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The one where a fat paanwala(betel shopkeeper) hits up a skinny little chap because the poor guy didn't know what a chloromint toffee is.Whooff! Actually I take the concept very personally, after all, knowledge has limitless bounds and if someone enquires for something he/she should be encouraged rather than humiliated.I find the ad very rude.

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