Feb 07, 2004 04:38 PM
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(Updated Feb 08, 2004 09:37 PM)
My mom is proud of me because
1# I obey her as every other good son would do.
2# I eat all the nutritious food she cooks, now that’s a different thing that I just gulp down a few dishes coz that makes her smile.
3# I don’t have a girl friend and I am away from lafdaas…, now that’s a different matter what I do outside
& Most importantly because
4# Not even by mistake I try to shake my booty, That’s a different matter that I love doing it but the consequential embarrassment turns my mom’s face from F& L(Fair and lovely) drenched face to Clearsillly Red….
Just wonder what bad dancing or shall I say bad choreography on screen can make one feel. So here are some Trash insane pieces of choreography .
10)O Soniya O Soniya….(Ishq hai Tumse)
Modern Mockery: I picked this recently, absolutely pathetic. 4 times during the song Dino Morreah makes an exhausting effort to pick Bipasha up and play merry go round, Not done with this they wear clown like clothes and emote with routine steps. Just listen for the background sound that comes during the song FEEL IT….Feel What? My God!
9) Mein Laila Laila Chillaunga….(Anari No.1)
Ultimate Cloth Shattering: Now if the songs goes something like the above lines and followed by Kurta Phaarke(Tearing the Kurtaa), What do you expect.?
Sudden wrenching and tearing of Kurtaas and a Semi Nude Obese GOVINDA…Well I blame the lyricist, I mean he left no choice for the choreographer.May be I would have tried it with Ravina Tandon.Oops…Kurtaa Phata…
8)Naino mein Kajra(Himmatwala)
Epitome Ta Thaiyya: Sridevi and a white duck Jeetendra dance to this, I dunno but somehow I like the stupidity shown .i mean White Jeetendra.Colors Bomb Blasts in the back ground etc… Well still this song makes me laugh and go Ta Thaiyya Ta Thaiyya Ooo Ooo…
7)Mera Dil Le Gayi Oye.(Ziddi)
Dinosaur Effect: Remember water movement in Jurrasic Park as soon as a Dinosaur arrives, Well some what similar to that the Coke in my hand started showing movement while I watched this song. I mean Sunny Deol smashing, thumping and doing all kinds of synonymous actions to smash one’s feet on the ground just to say the above lines and Kammo…God damn it 5 mins of FOOT THUMPING number….
6)* Garam Chai ki Pyaali Ho(Har Dil Jo Pyaar Karega)
Towel Dance Use this no. to say to your mom that I wont take bath unless served tea and a girfriend, What's this? But yes again bad lyrics and trashy choreography. I mean Salmaan Khan in towel with some half dressed girls on the beach shaking top half of his body as if he is taking a special care that towel doesn't come of. Bad day's TEA
5) Tanaa Tandana(Insaaf)
balD Dance: Akshay Kumar is Ganjo ka Khilaadi, dances with 30-40 bald men as extras, This is not the first time Akki baba is doing something new, now I wonder who thought this might be bald too and just to spread a message of harmony that its good to be bald & have fun
4)* Funtoosh Hum Hai Funtoosh.(Funtoosh)
Crumble Dog Hands down like dogs and jump and sing funtoosh funtoosh hum hai funtoosh, only thing remained was slurping the tongue, Nothing wrong with Paresh Rawal but the other two absolutely doggish.
3)* Booba Booba Mein Mehbooba.(Tirchi Topiwaale)
Husshhhh By the time I reach at no.3 in my hate list words start taking back side and its expressions that govern my verdict to such messy choreography, I mean Inder Kumar with Monica Salem dancing or should I say exercising with there hands on waist, If this is professionally good then give me a chance I can do it better.
2) * Babuji Zara Slow Chalo.(Dum)
Yana Only. Rest is bst, complete waste of a beauty, Vulgarity is the foundation, Obscenity and Exposure is Face Pack and the lyrics turns it into a item make up kit, Now this figures in my list coz they have used Yana and wasted her like any thing.
& the Crown goes to
The previous mention was by mistake and I regret the error commited, BTW Jeetendra does dance funny isn't it, This is it now.
1)Naach Meri Jaan Phataaaaaaa Phata Phatttt(Main Sundar Hoon)
Meh in moooodin his days and in a absolute swing, The funny lyrics and equally funny dance moves, I mean this one makes you laugh to hilt especially when the song goes Phata Phatt Phat Eheeeeeeeee
* The error was commited due to the clipping of Jeetendra bein shown with this song, Bad me to commit such an error .Ne ways hope I have patched it up .
So this makes me all in the mood to shake my booty, Here we Go.
Cticize's Quote:& If these people can be choreographers then.Get ready I am coming to shake everyone's booty
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