Warning:No useful tips, so please dont kill me later.
Hey There “I heard that you are traveling” so I poked in my nose and came limping to tell you about a few things “You know actually I am a born poker(No Card here), when I was delivered on this earth(I dunno the nature’s courier service), I started lapping and crying maaaaaa, I never knew I am poking my mom and dad’s lovey dovey talks, You see.
Travelling in moronic sense simply means moving your BOTTOM from here to wherever and back here, You end up somewhere, you end up tired, You end up lost(You say “Where am I”), you even end up getting robbed, You end up paying for all that so in short I am saying is ”Travelling makes you END up”.
Even after the above dosage you are game, you are shrugging atlases, you are rotating globes, you are thinking of locks, you are buying new underwear for you then I feel ”Great you are about to Travel”.
So get this stack packed with you or else…Nothing…Hehe:)
”Aap to serious ho gaye”
1) Itch Guard
What?
Now don’t poggle those eyeballs at me & make me ”Aankhen ke nikaal ke goti playing”, Yes when you itch you hitch, Imagine praising the serenity if snow caped mounts with your wife and cupid hits you, You raise your left hand, making your wife blush and make her think ”Wow he will kiss me now”, Instead you raise your left hand only to scrub your right underarm, as I said when you itch you hitch, So feeling itchy, remember ”Khujli karne wale, Betex lagale”
2) Cotton Balls
If you wife is you know types, you need this, I mean figure you wife squeaking on and on like a parrot-
~you know when will we get down~
~you know when will we eat~
~You know when will we go for boating~
~You know you haven’t kissed me yet~
”Honey let’s do it now”
So cotton balls helps its like a sounding filter, saves you from you knowsss.
3) Hanumaan Chalisa
Those who don’t know, Skip it. Those who know take it….It really helps, Australians saw ghosts in there hotel rooms the day before they lost to Bangladesh, so you never know when ghosts haunt you.
4)Local Newspaper
It’s a process, Imagine a day you plan to make a move, you come out and there’s no Auto no Bus no Taxi either, Ok you are smart you have a car .What no Petrol…K, Oh puhleeez didn’t you read you local newspaper, it says Curfeeew coz of riots, that broke out because Mallika Sherawat auctioned her wardrobe today at your city hall.
5)Your House Mouse/Rat
Ever felt a nose corroding smell in and around your store house or kitchen, well your house mouse is suffering from acute indigestion, hence get it with you and make It litter at different places, it helps you know ”Aabo Hawa badalne se pet acha rehta hai”(The change in environment helps).
6) Your family photo with you in it.
It helps, imagine dancing ramba samba and carramba on Malibu island and suddenly a coconut sized football or a football sized coconut(The footballers surf too) drop on your head and you see chand sitaare(Stars), so before you ask “Where am I, mein kaun hoo, mein kahan hoo”
Simple, ”Aayela Sachin” yeh raha tu in this pic.
7) Your Girlfriend’s Mobile
Hehe:-), You suspo boy, You doubtful crow, you infidelity spilling tea pot, No matter wherever you go carry this, helps your mind be there with your heart as you had left It with her, Mushy Muddy.
8) Your Boyfriend’s Mobile
Hehe:-), Girls don’t tell me that you already know about Neena, Meena and Sheena, wanna know more take his mobile with you, Carry this it helps you with a knowledgeable perspective of your Boyfriends thoughts on Sex, Girls and umm more Girls and of course more Sex.
9) Belt
Oh Puhleeez, get strapped, I don’t want the pants to drop and give me a display of a store room when I want showroom, It helps you know, So buckle up and round buddy. Please.
10) Forget this review…
Cticize’s Quote: “You bore the brunt of this review and came out unaffected, Cool. Please don’t forget the Travel Plan or else you will be here there everywhere nowhere and back here somewhere.”
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© Cticize 07, 2005
PS: The review is Plagiarized from daily diary of a Mental Retard.
