Main tumhare bacche kee maa banane wali hoon !!!!!. Review on Ten Bollywood Movies Having Good Dialogues

Here r some evergreen sadabahar dialogues very often used in movies. though 80's n 90's were the dominating phase for these takia kaalams, there traces can be still found . they r not necessarily good dialouges, nor they r from a particular movie, they r jus popular ones ..

old classics (with nosal effect )

• arre mahesh babu, kal-katte se kab aaye ?

  
  




• choro, chor na, koi dekh lega / log kya kehange ..

  
  




• dost ! tum to aise na the .......

  
  




• apni bevafai ko majbori ka naam mat do..

  
  




• aaj tumne es dosti kee laaj rakh lee mere dost ...

  
  




• garibo kee kaun sunata hai sahab (!)

  
  




• Aisa mat kahiye thakur saheb. Buddhape mein itne paise main kahan se laoonga.. Ghar mein do jawan betiyan bhi hain...

  
  

Family oriented :

• arre kitna bara ha gaya/ gayi hai hamara beta/beti, 'itta' sa tha jab aakharee bar dekha tha.

  
  




• arre mein kehati hoon, kuch khabhar hai kee nahi, larki jawaan ho gayi hai, jaldi se koi aacha rishta dekh ke haath peel kara do....

  
  




• chahe duniya idher se udher ho gayi, thakur/any other khandaan ke

  
  

Maa. My B.A. first class me paas hogaya hun. (Followed by...) Mujhhe tum par naaz hai beta...Lo. Moo meethha kar lo...Sau saal jiyo... Khaash...(sob)....Aaaj tumhare pitaaji zinda hote, woh kitne khush hote.

Intensity glorified :

• kutte main tera khoon pee jaaunga.

  
  




• mard hai to mujhase baat kar, Aurat pe kya haath uthada hai ?

  
  




• chor de mere bahen ko, varna aacha nahi hoga.......

  
  




• nahiiiii, yeh jooth hai, vo mar nahi sakta.........

  
  




• ek baar mere haath khol de, aur fir dekh ...........

  
  

melecholic n melodramatic :

• main tumhare baache kee maa banane walli hoon.

  
  




• chor do mujhe marne do, main jeena nahi chahta.

  
  




• Tumhe paal poskar bada kiya. Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya thha ? Nikalja mere ghar se. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho...sob...sob...sob

  
  




• main gareeb hoon na , isliay .....

  
  

gratification personified :

• mujhe samajh mein nahi aata , main kis muh se aapka sukriya aada karon ?

  
  




• main baya nahi kar sakata , aaj tumhe yaha dekh kar mujhe kitni khushi ho rahi hai..

  
  




• bahut khush hoon aaj main, bahut khush, bahut khush....

  
  




• aaj main maan gaya kee usake ghar dar hai, magar andher nahi

  
  

Villan's Patent Dialogues :

• hahaha, aab bach ke kaha jaaogee meri rani....

  
  




• Ab tumhari maa/behan(watever) hamare kabze mein hai. Batao heeray kahan chhupaye tunay..

  
  




• yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehanga parega....

  
  




• maal lekar purane bangle kee peeche theek 8 baje pahch jana....

  
  

Doctor's prescriptions :

• ab inhe dawa kee nahi, dua kee jarorat hai...

  
  




• badhai ho, app baap banane wale hai.

  
  




• baache ko to humne bacha liya,maga ma....

  
  

Lier Lawer :

• Kanoon ke haath bohot lumbay hote hain....

  
  




• Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhta hai

  
  




• Tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai. (By the Indian penal Code section 302 the defendant is given the death sentence)

  
  




• Kanoon, Kaunsa kanoon...wohi kanoon jisne mere bequsoor baap ko phasi pe chadha diya ?

  
  

Some more accesories :

Khabardaar, varna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga (Vaise bhi tumse bura koi nahi hai)

Dadima aaj mein bahut khush hoon (For the uninitiated, that’s heroine’s way of telling that she’s fallen in love)

Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga (Patented by Dharmendra)

Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chod do (To which Prem Chopra responds “Itni achi cheez bhagwaan ke liye kaise chod doon?”)

Maa…mein aa gaya maa… Tumhaare ghar mein maa behan nahi hai kya? (Initially this did the trick but after sometimes eve teasers got smart and started replying “Ma-behan to hai, lekin girl-friend nahin hai”)

Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahi manga (Mangna bhi nahi)

Bas, isse aage ek lavs bhi nahi bolna (It took 30 years and Baboo Rav Apte to ask the logical question - Ek lavs? Kaunsa lavs? )

Bachne ki koshish mat karna, Pulees ne is ilake ko charo tharaf se gher liya hai

Maa, Mera baap kaun hai? (Camera zooms into Nirupa Roy's face who flexes her eyebrows)

Kaan khol kar sunlo (Heroine tries to open her ears) Khabardaar agar aaj ke baad Vijay se kabhi milne kee koshish ki to (Generally delivered by Pran, though occasionally by Prem Chopra, Vijay enacted by angry young Big B)

Maa…mein pass ho gaya (Bas beta ab ek OBC certificate ka bhi intezaam kar lo)

Maa ka doodh piya hai tho saamne aa (Umm..sorry horlicks piya hai)

.....n many many more