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''Are you ready for SALSA''
Jun 20, 2002 12:41 PM 25923 Views
(Updated Jun 20, 2002 12:43 PM)

“Dancing your way to the tune…”


S T A T U T O R Y      W A R N I N G




  • “This review is only for mature audience. Members below 18, strictly prohibited”




HipshakeLand…


It was Saturday, 7.30pm and I had just come from office and gearing up for the weekend bash. Tring! Tring! Got a call from a friend, hey are you coming to Hipshakeland, I am surprised, what is the Hipshakeland and he tells me that it is surprise. Okay I am ready for this surprise; hence we leave for an Island called Hipshakeland around 100kms from Mumbai.


We reach, HL and what we see is a big queue of cars parking in a haphazard manner and lot of spaceship like cars too. I was shocked and I asked my friend, I hope we have come to the right place and he told me to just wait and watch. As we moved towards the entrance, a guy fully in Blue color is at the gate(Something like the Intel guys), to pay up, we paid 2000Rs and entered, but still I had one question which was biting me is why is this guy, not like normal human being. I couldn’t resist and as we were entering, I asked the Gatekeeper why is he dressed in Blue? He looked at me and just removed one small chip and played it on a computer, suddenly the entire HL was shaking and my legs started shaking automatically and slowly my hip started shaking, then I heard a the song being played minutely, and entered the land dancing and singing da ba dee da ba daa .


“Yo listen up here's a story/About a little guy that lives in a blue world/And all day and all night and everything he sees/Is just blue /Like him inside and outside/Blue his house with a blue little window/And a blue Corvette/And everything is blue for him /And himself and everybody around/Cause he ain't got nobody to listen


I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa/I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa “


1. Eiffel 65 Blue(Da Ba Dee)


After I entered the land, I could see some sexy looking females and studs dancing to the tune. I went to the bar first, ordered for a Beer, but my friend was missing, as expected he was dancing with a very good female. I was looking for a good partner to dance with, the pitch, the atmosphere and the beer started playing in my body, I saw a very good looking girl besides me and started talking to her, when my friend started screaming, I couldn’t hear the his voice clearly but only his hand waving, then as expected a voice came,


“Hey Girls Hey Boys, Some start Dj’s Here we go…


Hey Girls Hey Boys, Some start Dj’s Here we go… , the beat getting stronger and stronger, then I was seen dancing on the floor to this 2. Chemical Brother’s most famous Dance Track “Hey Girl Hey Boy *


The mood was upbeat with things getting hotter, though we couldn’t see the DJ, any request has to be given to an open box which had some connection through which the DJ would get it. The atmosphere was really alive and all attention was on one couple in the corner dancing, they were the centre of attraction. People were so engrossed that the DJ suddenly spoke out of nowhere, guys this is a time to rock and wants every one to dance, the tune was changed and one could see everyone’s legs and hip shaking to tune of …. * “Everybody, yeah/Rock your body, yeah/everybody, yeah/Rock your body right/


Backstreet's back, alright/Hey, yeah “.Yes it’s the 3. Backstreet Boy’s everybody(Backstreet Back) **the only dance number which is worth shaking your legs.(They concentrate more on love songs…)


After a sometime, the beers is kicked and comes Vodka, which has started showing its effect, and combining with the Dance tunes things are really hotting up in the Hipshakeland. I am really dancing to the tunes of the DJ, when this new partner of mine really gets wild and is dancing really well and calling me, to match a few steps, she puts something in the request box and bingo… * “Look at me It really was not easy /But I can breathe /And I'm so grateful'cause I can see /I am free to do exactly what I please /So come with me to a place where we can be /


Ooh I wanna touch the sky /I wanna fly so high /Ooh I wanna hold you /I wanna love you tonight /Ooh I wanna touch the sky /I wanna fly so high /Ooh I wanna satisfy /I wanna make you cry…*This dance number by 4. Sonique – “Sky”… has definitely pepped up the entire atmosphere.


But one thing is still eating my mind is how do I ask this female her name. In our initial conversation I forgot to ask her name and in the middle of the dance it wouldn’t look good for me to ask her name. Hence, I thought of an idea and with the alcohol running in my blood, idea’s weren’t an easy job, but somehow after struggling for a minute, I told the DJ my request for a song, and that too my favorite Salsa number ….* “Maria Maria / She reminds me of a west side story / Growing up in Spanish Harlem / She's living the life just like a movie star /Maria Maria


She fell in love in East L.A. /To the sounds of a guitar, /Yeah, yeah, /Played by Carlos Santana “ * I took her hand, dancing to the favorite Salsa tune of 5. Santana – “Maria Maria”, she was an amazing dancer, matching to my steps too.


The pitch and heat is so high, that everybody is screaming and dancing suddenly, the DJ shuts the music…and every body is screaming at the top of its voice, the pitch is changed and a slow beat starts getting louder, this time no words and only music, probably one of the best trance music I have ever heard in a long time… 6. Darude – “Sandstorm”…, the atmosphere is totally charged because no one is dancing everybody is shaking their body wild with closed eyes, just going with the Rhythm.


Suddenly, there is a wild shake in this entire Hipshakeland and the whole land started moving, fearing what is happened, the music changes and the entire crowd starts screaming and don’t know what to do, the DJ immediately changes the tune and the whole screaming crowd without knowing like a Zombie start dancing to the Tune of 7. Apollo Four Forty – Charlie Angels 200 Theme…


But due to my amazement I see the land floating, I rush towards the door and I see the land around 10feet on air, out of fear, I jump in the ground and I fell unconscious.


When I get up early in the morning, my head is rolling with heavy hangover and I see my entire room scattered, I look closely and then….(Its s Sci-Fi Mystery….You can M2M for the remaining for the ending….) It does have a very good ending, I promise to comment on that….


But I definitely miss is the “Mystery Lady”….


Apart from the above list, some other dance numbers to add are:


*(Due to space constraint couldnt Complete my story. You can M2M for the complete story)




  1. French Affair - My heart goes Boom




  2. Prodigy - Smack my B*tch up




  3. Prodigy – Firestarter




  4. Khaled – Zalima




  5. Mordern Talking – Brother Louie *






I hope you enjoyed the Sci-Fi Mystery and the dance numbers…


NOTE: ALCOHOL IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH….


©Asyis …2002


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