MouthShut.com Would Like to Send You Push Notifications. Notification may includes alerts, activities & updates.
Concern / Feedback Form
Secure your account
Please enter your valid contact number to receive OTP.
Just one step away to protect your account with 2FA.
Protect your account by adding an extra layer of security.
Set Email Alert
Alert on more product reviews
Alert on new comments on this reviews
Home > Food - Drinks > Restaurants > Tips on Beverages > Tea Vs. Coffee > Drink Beer
Tea Vs. Coffee
The ingenuineness of this review appears doubtful. Justify your opinion.
I feel this review is:
Beer is in fact better than drinking tea or coffee.
Coffee/Tea contains caffeine and other harmful substances. Beer is 86%-90% water, rest of it is harmless ethyl alcohol.
Coffee/Tea keeps you awake. Beer helps you sleep. Why do you want to keep awake when the climate's so bad? Drink a bottle and go to sound sleep. Wanna keep awake? Watch a'R' rated movie instead. That should keep you alert and awake. Better than drinking coffee/tea, ain't it?
Drinking too much Coffee/Tea can cause serious problems. You can drink beer as much as your bladder can tolerate. Feeling full? Take a leak and go for couple more refills.
Beer has been declared a health drink in Karnataka(when Bangarappa was the CM). Coffee/Tea are not. It's a miracle cure for people with bladder problems.
Beer increases human productivity. Before you drop your morning pints, let me clarify. Highest per capita consumption of beer takes place in Bangalore, silicon valley of India. Beer powers creativity in international-level companies like Infosys, Wipro or TCS. Most of the software design gets done over toilet papers after the Chief Technical Architect has guzzled a bottle or four. Be it software behemoths or call-centers, modern economy derives it's strength from the frothy drink. Beer empowers.
According to Govt. of Karnataka, drinking beer keeps youngsters away from getting addicted to hard liquor like Whiskey, Rum or Toddy. Coffee and Tea don't.
Beer bars provide more employment in Bombay than Cafes & tea shops. DJs, bar girls, dancers, bouncers and so on.
Beer helps to grow a healthy belly. A well-grown belly is considered a sign of health and wealth in China(probably means people have to be rich to afford a glass there!). It's also a sign of wisdom and enlightenment. Who hasn't seen the Chinese Buddha, who smiles contently, rubbing his beer belly?
I'm a little like Karnataka's ex-chief minister J. H. Patel. While Wine and Women happened to be his weaknesses; Beer, babes and brigade road happen to be my strengths.
Chalo, have written enough on yet another useless discussion. Refill your pints and excuse me while I take a leak.{Burps}
Upload photo files with .jpg, .png and .gif extensions. Image size per photo cannot exceed 10 MB
View more comments
Read All Reviews
Free MouthShut app saves money.
OTP Verification
Verify
An OTP has been sent to your email and mobile number. Please enter OTP to verify the account.
Didn't receive? Resend OTP
An OTP has been sent to your email address. Please Enter OTP to verify your email address