A bad case of headache. Review on Tashan

I would say that in front of this trash of a movie the nonsensical saas bahu serials would be a masterpiece and well that clearly sums up a lot about quality of this film.the film has no storyline, bad screenplay, poor and corny dialogues and it is also very difficult to even watch as the styling of actors and makeup is atrocious and  filming is bad.the only passable thing about this film is the music which is humable and dhinchak to a extent so I suggest that instead of getting headaches and depression attacks after watching this film and severly anorexic kareena kapoor  you stay at home and instead watch ipl or even srks paanchi paas which is quite watchable to say the least and I think it is high time that companies like yashraj realise you need to b accountable  even in this business and hence start investing in storyline instead of hyped up overpaid stars

i also would like to add that this film has an uncanny resembelance to the disastorous ram  gopal verma ki aag especially in the terms of  the look , styling and weird behaviour of its lead villain  which  get to you after a while and you wish you were banging your head against the wall for watching this film

story

the film is the story of jimmy cliff(saif ali khan) a call centre executive who likes to live life kingsize and is only interested in girls so when he suddenly bumps into pooja singh(kareena) he immediately falls in love with her and so taking advantage of that she forces jimmy to teach her criminal boss bhaiyaji(anil kapoor) who has a penchant for speaking english but cant  speak how to talk in english but one day  after the class the duo decide to run away with bhaiyajis money however pooja ditches jimmy and runs away with the money herself and hence to catch her bhaiyyaji summons his trusted henchman bachan pande(akshay kumar) from kanpur and what follws next is a a forgettable tale of cat and mouse between the lead players.the film also has a irritating track of childhood love between pooja and bachan and also   bhaiyyajis past life which is bad

performance

bhaiyyaji-anil kapoor is in his worst role of life and looks silly when he speaks english  in  a way which was supposed to be funny but ends up being irritating and he also looks bad as his styling is horrendous

pooja-kareena kapoor has little to do in this film and also looks seriously malnourished and needs to  put on weight immediately and put out message that anorexia is bad

bachan-akshay kumar is just passable as bachan pande and has his funny moments but even his look is hideous  and bad

jimmy-saif ali khan has little to do in this film and even in that  part he hams to glory

I think that it is high time that tvstars like srita de, manoj pahwa and mishra who all are well known on tv stop making fool of themselves with a three minute role in the films