My friends Trip to another continent (sort of). Review on St. Marten

There was this one time, when my friend Jarryl who is Philopino, was coming over to my house. My house is practically huge and you can get lost. Apprearantly you need a map for it. There were three opinions my friend had between the similarites of my house and a real continent:

1.) Both are jaw droppin gigantic!

2.) Both are surrounded by a body of water ( presumably dog piss but I have no idea).

3.) Both have cars in them ( I know this doesnt count but what the hell).

Lets just get that out of the way right now. Though my friend was pretty excited. His mom appearantly ruined the feeling of excitement when she said '' Were a bit low on gas, but we'll make it!'' The entire 10 minutes trip he was staring at the meter waiting for it to just drop! Luckily it didnt. When he got to my house, his mouth just dislocated and he couldnt speak at all! I asked him if he wanted a glass of water, but he just kept staring. He had the feeling of fear going through his veins and he was shaking half to death. He got lost once and then got the hang of it! What he found really scary was my dog Atina, he freaked out that time!! It was just hilarious. Which brings up the question that he asked me, '' WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SO MANY DOGS!!!!'' I have 4 dogs and he was even afraid to touch my innocent poodle which doesnt have a name yet b'coz we just bought it a few days back! I swear were I live there are alot of dogs around the area and it is pretty much as a dog sanctuary! Every single god damn dog stares at you as if your a fat kid who wears brightly colored shirts and licks and rainbow twisted lollipop and he smiles at you whenever you come by with those tiny freckles on a planet which you call the face. The dogs jus growl at you in that freaky way making you feel like your about to be ripped apart and get eaten up! Back to the subject, my house really amazed Jarryl and I got really mad at him b'coz he wasnt paying attention to me for 2 hours, like when I dont pay attention to my mom when she screams calling me downstairs for dinner and i'm watching tv quietly in my room. He was eventually invited in my room ( after scaring him that there was an alarm that would go on when you theived something, and when it goes off it would shoot someone in the butt. I was joking about that by the way). I just got my room back to normal from pink butterflies with purple backgrung. My room isnt that girly so he got pretty releaved. He then saw a nifty, portible little gadget, no it wasnt a gun, infact it was a nintendo ds. His mouth drooled in awe and he then played super mario (with my permission) and then got bored of it! We then watched Kung Fu Hustle for some time and got alot of laughs! It appearantly tore our guts out! As Jarryl then had to leave and he took one more look at my house ( instead of me) and then left the enormous residence with the gas meter practically beyond low. He was even lucky enough that he took the whole trip back home without screaming 4 letter words in the car at whoever was the one responsible for this extensive period of oil consumption.