*The day was sunny and bright ! It was a day of achievement for me and every hardcore bollywooder in India !
Those 2+ plus hours of watching Spideman 3 with eyes wide open at Imax
Wadala Dome were full of mental twists and turns... Amazing beasts in
hollywoodian movies, amol palekarish hero, ranjita type heroin and a
superlative type of weird bad boys packed in with amazing technical
effects kept me amazed....
But hold on...arent we missing on something ???
we are..
Who let the PLOT out ?
*Spiderman 3 is a continued story about Peter Parker (Palekar...i
told u so), his good-bad doings in earlier parts with all the
connexions intact.
Now thats a braod story...very broad story...where is the plot and thats the million dollar question...
*The plot of is absolutely DESI...ekdum apne mitti ke khushboo wala...
We count the khushboos now on...
Khushaboo no. 1 : Love story at the heart of the movie
Take any issue ! Take it Indo-Pak war, take a prosttute and an
investment banker encounter or mumbai's communal riot, we can't do away
with love stories. In fact our movies are woven around love
stories....love story is main part and the other parts are actually
sub-parts.
*Hollywood has saluted the larger than life Yashraj tradition of Love
in the Spiderman 3 by keeping love story of Peter and MJ as central
theme !
Now all that starts well ends well too...but there has to be a sub-plot / s!
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Khushboo no. 2 : Love (S)Trangle
*Now all love stories are of two types. First type is ghar-samaj se panga and the second ones are invariably the love Strangles.
*Hollywood has bowed to the great Indian (S)trangulations in Spiderman 3 !
Khushboo No. 2.1 : Quarbani
*The days of three-somes in India are far from the screen. Hence,
one line in strangle must be strangulated. Ek dost ko to quarbani deni
padegi and he has to be a male since we have 1f:2m situation.
*Spidey has Quarbani ka bakra too !
Khushboo No . 2.2 : Dost-dushman-dost
*Dosti ke naam par kasme khanewale dost kabhi dushman ban gaye,
blame it on the situational crisis. So obviously, they will fight......
But in the end, in the moment of Crux, every bitterness will disapper and the dost-dushman would again become dost-dost.
*Plot 2 is all bollywoodish style...
Khushboo no. 3 : Khun ka badla khun
zulubaba says "No aag is bigger than badle ki aag" and **makers of Spiderman 3 have of course listened to zulubaba on this revenge count.
Peter's uncle is murdered and being a good nephew, he has to take a revenge....so he does that....
but then the guy resurrects again as Sandman and try to finish off Spidey...
Such a fool he is....should have watched commercial movie where a hero never dies.....
*Khushboo no. 4 : Maa-baap ke "Adarsh"
*Man to chanchal hai...bawla hai....run after physical pleasures, likes material pleasures...makes the hero go wrong way...
But there comes the slap of maa-baap ne sikhaye huye adarsh....forgets all the wrongdoings in gets up to finish the plot....
*Under the technical garb, hollywooders tried to fool us by not letting us know this is our own Vijay ka plot...
But they dont know ye jo public hai ye sab jaanti hai !!!
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*For purists : This movie is a must watch for 2 hours of
entertainment, amazing twists-turns, eye-blowing technixs and a superb
guy who is our hero since childhood
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*Masti time - Spiderman remade in Indian Regional languages
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Malyali movies : **Entire shooting will take place in Kerala
backwaters where the bug will bite peter pillai while he is
with friends. The villians are the local taudi-walas who have entered
into smuggling of electronic items imported from Dubhai and gelf
counttries. Spiderman is employed by Kerala Government to catch
these thieves..
Main attractions : Spiderman spideying in coconut trees and special attraction item number by Shakila
Bhojpuri movies : Spiderman is not actuallty a spideman. He is a combination of Superman, spiderman and batman who takes over gav ka thakur.
Main attraction : Big B is going to play "Bada Manav " as new villian genre.
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