Apr 07, 2007 07:42 PM
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(Updated Apr 07, 2007 10:40 PM)
I want to warn any sane person to keep away from the worst movie of the year so far , its that bad and ive not seen a single good movie from bollywood yet since 2007 dawned on us mortals , but this is the height of absurdity and looks like a cartoon then cinema .
The worst actors combine to perform a circus act on the milos forman classic
AMADEUS , THE OSCAR WINNING MASTERPIECE , and if thats not enough we have the stupidest director to grace the chair of milos himself , an absolute disgrace .
Upen patel looks like hes working in an ad for adidas as he runs around semi naked posing to be an athlete rather then mozart and bobby deol is like donald duck , you almost expect him to say quack quack everytime he opens his mouth but he delivers his dialogues like a court jester playing the negative character, if thats not enough misscelina jetley the silliest actress that mr feroz khan gave as a great gift to bollywood is playing a vamp here , she looks awful and more like she is doing a triple x movie then cinema , there are kissing scenes and love making and naked dips in jacuzzis and all kind of sex romps , and why kangana signed this movie is always going to be a mystery as is the anupam kher character who proves hes capable of giving a bad performance as well if the script and director cant deliver .
The sheer gibberish of two musicians and singers who are rivals and the talented ones taunt to the other who is bereft of any musical insight and the susequent battle and alternate frienship which supposedly is somewhere in the western hemisphere but shot in capetown is an ultimate moronic masterpiece as the two women in their lives compete to show as much skin as they can rather then any acting ability and upen patels [playing mozart]dad , played by anupam kher is left as a sermonising , mumbling idiot who mercifully passes away from a well deserved heart attack after giving his worst performance ever , a fate which should have been inflicted on the entire cast and crew by the blessed mother nature .
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The photography and editing are the worst ever as is the choreography , as every shot is a joke and the camera lingers on the physiques of jetley or upen as if they are mr and miss universe , its all jumbled up to the height of distastefulness never seen even by bollywood , and the so called mozart music [give me a break ]gives you the worst headache ever as does the dialogues which are totally inane and childish .
I think that they need to ban this movie for being the worst ever for a few years and please dont listen to rediff or indiafm for giving it three stars , this is minus infinity and I mean it from the bottom of my heart ,
This is a new low for bollywood symbolising the trash they are producing this year and please can we see one good movie as so far from the previews ive seen im pretty pessimistic for the future releases too, , what do they lack to at least make one quality movie in a period entailing six months , can I beg people like gulzar or vishal or even kukunoor to intervene and show us some mercy and come up with something palatable and convincing .
As for mozart or [stevie wonder ], I hope no westerner ever lays eyes on this ludicrous copy of amadeus as they will pass out from shock, and if bollywood doesnt want ever to win an oscar then even the very hint of this movie to the academy will be enough to debar bollywood movies from ever being even entertained in kodak theatre .
A sheer exquisite torture which is even more hilarious then a cartoon and its a serious drama . Please take heed and im not joking as you can see it on dvd or cable for yourselves to see what a farce it is later and be spared the price of a cinema ticket .
No more details to be revealed except the plot is blatantly copied from amadeus and you better see that on dvd rather then me waste my time telling you what happens as its not worthwhile
A serious red warning
cheers take care
