Dec 26, 2008 04:11 PM
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So I have :
1) bullet proof jackets, 2) ISI marked Steelbird Helmet, 3) A Hockey Stick and 4) a Strip of Saridon ( just in case I got those headaches which I usually get when I do something related to SRK ....
Caution: SRK fan, please stay away of this one, u may suffer a mix of dyslexia, amnesia and alzhiemers after reading this one.
So, we here are reviewing Shahrukh Khan, the man who is the SELF PROCLAIMED king of bollywood. There are 2 forms in which SRK comes accross to you, One as an Actor ( Which makes me LOL about everywhere ) and Another as a Businessman where I gotta give it to him.
SRK who debuted bollywood in a motorbike, wasn't noticed initially. Then as we would say, Luck Shines. It shone on him too with the LEFT OVERS of Aamir (DARR) and Salman Khan ( Baazigar ). It can easily be said now that Shahrukh Khan made a career out of the left overs of Aamir and Salman, just like stray dogs make a living out of our left over food.
Surprisingly, at that time he was a good actor courts Baazigar and Darr and to an extent in DDLJ as well. Contrary to what many people think, for me DDLJ was a turning point in a bad way in the career of SRK. He started becoming monotonous after tasting the success of DDLJ, and his romantic emotinal sagas were repeated like a bachelor would repeat the track of a blue film. DTPH, HTHS, YLJK, Mohabbatein, Veer Zaara, KKHH, KKKG, KANK, RNBDJ etc has either loads of MUSH or loads of TEARS or a mix of both. Unfortunately His fans are the ones who never let him evolve as an actor. Intermittently he has given some good performances, Swades, Dil Se, Chak De India and Don and THAT'S IT.
The list ends here. Now I wouldnt call man GOOD ACTOR who has been in the industry for more than 15 years and has done about 60 movies ... he has given us noteworthy performances which can be counted of finger tips.
Arrogance is another feature of this commodity called SRK. His battered comment which only he in the world thinks are funny are enough to spoil the mood of anyone, even a frog who has just seen the world. Let me quote an example of his ironics.... he keeps blabbering in the media ... I m the best, I m no 1 .... sooo sooooo soooo ... now when Akshay recently claimed that he is the No 1, SRK comes up with " if u have to say that you are number one, means u are not", contradictring his own TAKIYA KALAAM.
There are certain features of this THING called SRK, lemme list them out:
Pays critics for good reviews, which is now common to all his films, otherwise who on earth would rate KANK 4 ??
He makes a BECHARA face when someone comments on him, otherwise he in the one to comment on everything and everyone ... LOL
He has been brought up on PEPSI rather than Mother's Milk, as he himself said in a concert that Mother's Milk has more pesticides in it.
Anyways enough of praising him ... would like to end this review on the note that .. SRK could have turned out to be a good actor, but in course of time, somewhere the Actor SRK has been over powered by the STAR SRK, which in turn has been taken over by the businessman SRK.
PS: Sorry to all SRK fans, please dont flood my M2M with fake IDs now.
