.: Bakwaas No. 1 :. Review on Shaadi No. 1

Woh Aapne ek misaal to suni hi hogi ''Unchi Dukkan te Fikka Pakwaan''.This is what in all movie sanjay dutt used to do and I am also starting my review in his style. But won't be continuing that for a long.

What???Are you asking why...Think again....before I answer your question....Are you ready to hear that ?...Hmm...Ok

Well Sanjay Dutt spoiled the movie with his Be sar pair ke Missale err...Missile(What he says them in the movie) and I don't want to do same with my Review.

So lets leave Sanjay Dutt and his missile in side for the time being and look at How Shaadi No. 1 is.

Well if we keep simple and short Shaadi No.1 is utter crap and nothing else.It comes up with some comic scenes but those comical situations comes in tit bit and you lose your patience till they make you laugh.

Cast and Crew

Director David Dhawan

Producer Vashu Bhagnani

Fardeen Khan Raj

Zayed Khan Veer

Sharman Joshi Aryan

Ayesha Takia Bhavna

Eesha Deol Dia

Soha Ali Khan Sonia

Anjali Chabaria Rekha

Riya Sen Madhuri

Sophie      Dimple

Rajpal Yadav Ghai

Satish Shah Kothari

Sajay Dutt Lucky

Music Anu Malik

The Plot...

Three Men Raj,Aryan,Veer are desperate for love which they never get from their wife (Bhavna,Sonia and Dia respectively) because they are jobless. One fine day when they decide to suicide, they save a Kothari form doing suicide. They solve his problems with their stupid illogical ideas and Kothari gave them job in his company. Every things goes fine till Kothari ask three boys to falsely fall in love to his three daughters, and ditch them later because he don't want her daughter to do love marriage.

Ab andho ko kya chaiye do aankhen.A soon Raj,Aryan and Veer see three hotties Rekha,Dimple and Madhuri,they began to lure and some how impress them and make them agree to marry them.

But here comes the problem for them in form of Lucky Bhaiya.Lucky make all of their plans fail.

How?Kaise?Kis tarah se??

For all this watch the movie.

I won't be telling is se jayada.

Kyu???

Kyunki Bataane ke liye kuch hai hi nahi.

Performance

On the whole there were so many stars in the movie and no one was defined as they should be. The main role was of Fardeen Khan,Zayed Khan and Sharman Joshi.All 6 ladies Ayesha,Eesha,Soha,Anjali,Ria and new comer Sophie were there only for songs and to play the Gharwaali's and baharwaali's like show piece.

Fardeen Khan is somewhat like in the same role as he did in recent release NO Entry. He was quite better in No Entry, but in Shaadi No. 1 he is pathetic. Not at all bearable.

Zayaad Khaan. I don't know what type of role he can fit for. Neither he can play romantic role nor hi fits in action movie. And this time comedy. He him self is a comedy when he acts in comic roles. I never understood his expression whether he is laughing or crying.

Sharman Joshy. Not much to say about him. He was looking yuck in the movie, but he was saved with dialogues he got in the movie. Yes he got the best dialogues in the movie and by luck his comic timings were in sync with dialogues.

Sanjay Dutt. As he was senior actor a lot was expected from him to save this movie. But Sorry to say in spite of saving the movie he was the biggest flaw in the movie and he drowned this movie form his very first scene.

Nothing to say much about the actresses of the movie as I told earlier they were just like Item piece to give an oomph effect in the movie. No one of them impresses as they haven't got any damn dialogue.

Satish Shah is ok.

Music...

I think if there were no songs in the movie ,it could have been better to tolerate this Movie. Untimely songs kept you sucking all time during the movie.

Only one song ''Dil Nahi Toda karte...'' was good to hear and yes was quite watchable due to dance.Rst of the songs....yuck...Better we dint talk. The lyrics were so pathetic. I couldn't digest the songs.

Dialogues

Hum panchee ek daal ke,Dhaage ek rumaal ke,Pimple ek gaal ke

Agar baarish mein nahan hi tha to rain coat pehan ke jaate(will understand this dialogue after watching movie)

Scenes

Only the introductory scene of the movie where three hero attempts for the suicide is worth mentioning. Rest all is forgettable

My Opinion...

This movie was really a torture. I accept being a David Dhawan film we shouldn't use our brain but at the same time director shouldn't take audience for granted. This time David Dhawan thought audience will accept anything which he will show them.

The movie started very well and made you laughing with some witty and double meaning dialouges.But tell you movie lost its pace as soon Sanjay Dutt comes in the movie. His missal dene ka style was bearable in the start, but guess what in whole of the movie he just talked everything in misaal's.His Punjabi accent was another woe.

Sorry to say but Sanjay Dutt was not in form this time. Just see his comic role in Munna Bhai MBBS,Haseena Maan Jaayegi etc.But this one was far away from those.

Screenplay was so poor that some times you can’t co relate the scenes and you will find yourself unable to understand what's happening.

The movie was good in start and as a whole good in first half.But second half tortured and tortured till you screamed.

And please don’t watch the climax of the movie ,You will surely bang your head. The worst part of the movie.

So the bottom line is watch Garam Masala instead of this Bakwaas No 1

I hope you will comment to sooth me,so that I can forget the torture I had while watching the movie

-Sachien