Neha dhupia : Only Shahrukh Khan and sex sells in the market.
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Stupid Neha !
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Well, Shahrukh Khan sells ? Not really... Even in Shahrukh's peak times, he had flops like Hum tumhare he sanam.... She must have forgotten the drubbings that SRK has taken in movies like Guddu, Ram Jaane....Hey and what about chupke chupke, Kyon ke dil he Hindusthani..... So Shahrukh sells sometimes
Let's talk about selling Sex now...Nehajee, Julie flopped miserably ! Paap flopped badly... What was sold was Mallika and her attitude... If sex, sells then the theatres would have made fortunes on Morning shows !
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Let's talk about Mandira
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Mandira was part of one of the longest running afternoon soap in Indian Idiot Box history named Shanti. After that she also featured in the Dilwale Dulhaniya in a small role. But till that time, she was never a hot-shot.
Meanwhile, she married the Director Raj Kaushal (Of Pyar mein Kabhi Kabhi ) !
Now came the turning point...
The Cricket World Cup was launched on Setmax with Mandira as the ''X'' Factor
For the first time in India, a lady with inviting clothes sharing the commentary table with Kapil, Charu sharma, Chappell, Vinod Kambli...
For a few moments when we saw her on our TV sets commenting on cricket, most of the people were not able to close their eyes....The eyeballs popped out ! For a few matches, the male audience watched, rather than listening !
Day by day, the neckline plunged revealing Mandira as well as her low IQ on cricket...
But Mandira was liked for two things. 1. Her ''Never say Die'' attitude for the Indian team 2. Her entertainment during the boring breaks...
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The greenery is always on both the sides....
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The lush-green cricket grounds of South Africa proved that the cricket has greenery on their grounds. And who said that the greenery is always on the other side...
We, Indians, were also feasting on the Mandira greenery on the other side...
Come on...believe in thinking out of box...try to cut the old proverbs into wrong ones...
We always say Greenery is always on the both the sides...
Ok...the mandira magic worked to some extent...but the cricket emerged to be supreme !
One thing was proved at that time...Sex sells...but sometimes and to some extent...
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Reading Mandira everywhere
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Cricket was termed as the game of the Gentlemen...but with advent of the ''soft-spoken'' aussies, this is not more a game of Gentlemen...and with Advent of Mandira...This is not even the games of Men ! Well..this is what Mandira says...
Recently Mandira was quoted saying that basic idea behind my introduction in Cricket was to gather more female audience... I think this was the dumbest joke of the year apart from Cofi Annan's statement quoting Iraq war as illegal.
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Watching Mandira everywhere
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The Mini World Cup approached and Mandira was everywhere in Mumbai...She was I n nets, she was in long leg... showing long leg... Pooja Bedi can also feature in long leg ad, Yukta Mukhi can also stake her claim for it.
Mandira in nets was as if she is signalling a wide ball....
We quipped at the innovative campaign of the Setmax....but Mandira exploded here by putting Jaques Kallis at 9th position instead of Lance Clusener...Interestingly neither Kallis nor Clusener comes at number 9th...
Sincerely, now time to put Mandira in Touring Team (Like Parthiv Patel, Sanjay Bangar) or on a gun-point (I mean drop her down from Setmax)...because sex sells..not always !
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Let me make my record stright with Neha dhupia
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Neha, sex never sells. Seen the way Rakht flopped inspite of yourself, Bipasha, Amruta, Yana and Sanjay Dutt shedding their clothes.
And what about selling Shahrukh Khan... A few minutes back, ''Guddu'' was getting played on one of the cable channel... My five year nephew exclaimed '' Shahrukh looks so young '' !!! Frankly, bollywood is not obsessed with the grey hairs except Amitabh's white beard ! Seriously.....
