IPL-3 Inauguration in India . Review on Set Max

We can surely see Gaurav Kapoor with the weird beards, but where are the other guys? Where is Anshuman of MTV? Oh! No, we are surely missing the naughty, sweetie and hot Mandira Bedi. Bahut masti ho gaya, now, let us go to the field. Look there. All the captains of 8 teams gave their own signature on MCC board and the ‘Go Green’ initiative Globe. Not so bad at all. After all, we need to do something to save our environment. Out of 8 teams, 5 teams are in the different shades of blue color, 2 teams are in different shades of red color and the Chennai team loves the yellow color.

In 2008, IPL-2 was in South Africa. In that IPL, Lalit Modi gave his presentation for around 30 minutes, with lots of enthusiasm and gratefulness towards the entire South African administration. Why not? After all, the event management and hospitality of South Africa was so good. What happened this time? Why Mr. Modi is so tensed and lacking that zeal in his presentation. His lectures were very short and crisp this time. Last year, he was ruling with the mike, like the head of any Indian village. Anyway, the IPL-3 inauguration program has started. Mr. Ali cannot control himself, because he is falling in love. Lionel is on diet, but the song was not bad at all. Why so many people are flocking around the ground? What the hell are they trying to do? Ok, they tried their level best to display some letters with some lights in their body. ‘Juju, juju, tumi toh sonamoni’, the JooJoo of Vodafone is rocking again.

The laser show just rocked. You have to appreciate to the fact that the utilization of several beams and rays has come a long way to entertain your eyes. You sat in front of your TV set, to enjoy yourselves, but somehow you are feeling very bored now. Your eyes are so sleepy after a long day work at your office on this special Friday. What? You are planning to go to sleep? Just wake up Sid, because Deepika Padukone is going to steal the show with her red colored dress. It is evident that Katrina is like Katrina storms, but Deepika has its own Indian brand. If you are missing Katrina Kaif so much, then don’t worry, she is always there in the purple colored LUX soap advertisement with her sizzling hot body. Now, concentrate on this dancing group displaying fascinating lights on their hand. My goodness, who is this blue man? Is he an alien, who controls the green colored laser beams so efficiently? It is totally awesome, boss.

Is there any match tonight? Oho, that is why, they were singing the song that IPL is back home and enjoy this night, something like that. So, which are the two teams? The match is between the No.1 rankers of IPL-2. One ranked first from the first and the other ranked first from the last. Deccan Chargers is like the old wine in new bottle, but the Kolkata Knight Riders is like the new wine in new bottle, with the same branding tagline. Gilchrist, the captain of Deccan Chargers won the toss and decided to field first. In the first over, Vaas gifted the Knights a lovely coffin, where the photos of Manoj Tiwary and Saurav Ganguly were kept with the symbol of a duck against it. What a bad performance by the Kolkata Knight Riders Team? Everyone in Kolkata is just criticizing the entire Knights? Again, the same history has been repeated. The King will now become a beggar. But, boss, this is Cricket, the Gentlemen’s game. The thrillers of cricket are much more stunning than the books of Sherlock Holmes. Angelo Mathews played like an Angel and Owais Shah was ruling like the Shah of Medieval ages of History. The score is 161/4 in 20 overs. Is this enough to defend on Indian flat pitches? Let us see.

Bang, bang, boom, boom, the Gilly is like the Chilli, whose bat gives you no room, but is third time unlucky. Laxmi, Hodge, Angelo, Murali and others showed smartness in varying the line and length of their bowling. The bowling changes by Dada did all the tricks. After all, the bowling coach of KKR is the legendary Wasim Akram, the only Pakistani, who gets respect from the Indians. Who can forget his in-swinging Yorkers and low slower full tosses with reverse swings? It’s good news that Kolkata Knight Riders defeated the defending champions by 11 runs. The crowd of Navi Mumbai is very boring and don’t know how to enjoy the cricket matches like the Krazy Kolkatans and the real Mastiwala Mumbaikars. In this IPL-3, the team which has smartness, intelligence patience, and variety with diversified talents will lift the cup. The dew factor needs to be tackled with the tagline of ‘Mountain Dew’, which states that ‘Darr ke aagey jeet hain’. So, ladies and gentlemen, this was all about the “IPL-3 INAUGURATION IN INDIA (IIII)”.

Now, just keep on enjoying the spine-chilling thrilling matches of this IPL-3, but heart patients need to be very careful, while watching it.