*INTRODUCTION:
Ekta Kapoor, the genius(?) behind all theBalaji Telefilms, is ruling the small screen, these days.Why?Because of all her 'K' serials, which have such a negative approach.In her serials, women kill their husbands for gaining properties.Men rape a blind girl, just for taking revenge.Mothers kill their own children and daughter-in-laws, to get all their properties.A mother-in law kills her own daughter-in law when the poor lady is cooking food for her saas, in the kitchen.A man`s second wife tries to kill his first wife.So, of course, Ekta has such kind of thinking which she depicts in her serials.These serials prove how she thinks, how she feels and how violent she is.Why do we fear terrorists such as Talebans or Osama Bin Laden, etc, then, when we have Ekta Kapoor?She is the biggest terrorist, of all.She has the mind of a terrorist and she is preaching everyone that if they will do something good, it will be harmful for them and if they will do something which is sinful( like killing people, etc.), then they shall be rewarded.Let`s have a closer look on this genius.
WHAT HAPPENS IN EKTA`S SERIALS?:
Are you trying to seek revenge?Do you want to go back to someone`s house who turned you out, for taking revenge?But you are afraid that they might recognize you?No Problem!Ekta Kapoor`s formula no.420 hai na!.Yes!Cosmetic surgery is the solution to this problem.
Didn`t Sunaina Sikand of 'Kaahin Kissii Roz', did this thing and turned into Shaina Sikand?Didn`t Mandira Bedi of 'Kyunkii Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi', did this thing and turned into Priyanka?
And what more, the word 'surgery', says it all!If you send your friend to your house and ask your friend to take your place at your house by telling your family members that you had an accident and then a cosmetic surgery, then they cannot refuse to believe you(or your friend).Why?Because of the word'surgery'.Isn`t it confusing?But this happens in Ekta Kapoor`s masterpiece 'Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii'.A wife asks her friend to take her place in her house and of course, in her husband`s bed.How can any wife, ever ask her friend to do this?And how the hell her husband can`t know that the lady sleeping with him is not his wife?His own wife is standing infront of his eyes, but he still believes that the lady who says that she had a surgery is his wife.Such idiots!
Now, what is one major problem which women have to suffer from pregnancy?Their tummies look strange.Their tummies come out and they look plump but Ekta Kapoor`s pregnant ladies remain fit and fine, thin and slim and smart and sexy.Monallika of 'Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii' wears the most 'tight' jeans and the most fitted shirts, though she is pregnant since such a long time.Prerna of 'Kasautii Zindagii Kay', is still so slim and trim, although she is pregnant.
There is another advantage for Ekta Kapoor`s ladies.They deliver a baby after more than 9 months.Mahek of 'Kaahin To Hoga', took 14 months to deliver her baby.She was pregnant before Kashish`s and Piyush`s marriage, and after Piyush`s and Kashish`s first wedding anniversary, she was still pregnant.Since 10 months, we have been hearing that Monallika of 'Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii' is pregnant, but she has still not delivered the baby.Forget about delivering the baby, she doesn`t even look fat, at all after 10 months of pregnancy.Amazing, isn`t it?
Are you worried about your growing age?Are you becoming old?Are you becoming a grandmother from a mother?Are you getting wrinkles on your face?Then, go to Dr.Ekta Kapoor.She will definitely not let you get old.Nor will you get any wrinkles on your face, nor will you lose your health.Infact, you will be healthier than ever.Have a look at Ramola Sikand(oh!God.Keep us away from this woman.) of 'Kaahin Kissii Roz'.When the serial started, Ramola was 50 years old and after about 25 years, she is still the same.
Actually, she has gotten younger and healthier.If she used to kill 1000 people 25 years before, then after 25 years, she has started killing millions of people in one week.I think her name should be added in Guiness Book Of World Record, under the heading'a woman who attempted the largest amount of murders'.And, by God`s grace, there is not even a single wrinkle on her face.Everyday, she wears new jewellery and a new saaree.No, actually in one episode, she has 3 different hairstyles, she wears 3 different jewellery sets and changes her saaree 3 times.In the same way, even Parvati, Pallavi or Tulsi are the same and Ba, is still alive and healthy, touchwood.
Now, these women are becoming younger day by day, but their children look older than them.Ansh Gujral is Tulsi`s son(in'Kyunkii.'), but he looks like Tulsi`s uncle.Pallavi is Krishna`s(step)mom in'Kahaani.', but Krishna looks like Pallavi`s husband.Mr.Bajaj`s youngest daughter, Koki in'Kasautii.', has grown up so much after 8 years, that she looks like Prerna`s elder sister.Brilliant, isn`t it!
Now, let`s come to the 'DANGEROUS' side of Ekta`s serials.(Indian)Women are the most dangerous creatures of the world-that`s what Ekta is trying to prove.Ramola Sikand of'Kaahin Kissii Roz' has killed everyone, but she is the most successful character in the serial.Komolika Basu of'Kasautii.' is always thinking and planning evil but she is never ever caught by anyone.Nobody notices her bitchy face expressions in the house.Nobody, even minds her wearing such sexy sarrees in the house.She looks like a prostitu*e, but being a negative character, she is so successful.
Everything goes her way and her 'jethaani ji', Aporna Basu, is the worst of all.She killed her husband for strange reasons.Sometimes she says that she killed him because he loved Prerna more, but at other times, she says she killed him because she wanted to get all the property which her husband was going to give her.Ekta Kapoor is so sick!She is showing that killing your husband, is a child`s play.Avantika killed her husband, Ajay in'Kahaanii.' and as it was not enough for Ekta, she introduced this idea in'Kasautii.', as well.Now, I Know why she is still unmarried, because every man is afraid that she might not do the same thing to them.
Another superb addition to such scenes.Whenever, someone is doing something evil in her soaps, she plays 'Jai Kaali.Jai Kaali.Jai Kaali.Kaali Ma', in the background, so as to thrill the audiences.A wife kills her husband.A mother-in-law kills her daughter-in-laws and in her serials, there are such mothers, as well who are not even sad about their child`s death.Take Piyush`s mom from'Kaahin To Hoga', as an example.She is not sad about Piyush`s death, at all.Infact, she is still planning and scheming and she is still wearing sleeveless sarrees and gambling at clubs.
If Ekta Kapoor`s characters die, they surprisingly make a comeback.After their 'antim sanskaars', they are all back, to give everyone a shock, so never fear death in Ekta Kapoor`s serials.If they seriously die, then you still don`t worry.They will be reincarnated and will have a 'punar-janam'.Ekta can go to this extent, as well.
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