Oct 01, 2003 01:34 PM
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(Updated Oct 01, 2003 01:34 PM)
Sometimes I sit & wonder why we indians are still not superpower ... we were the one who discovered ZERO, we have vedas, and best armed forces and yes Nuclear Technology ! We should be doing something towards it..what...what exactly ! Then comes to my mind the only name ... Ekta Kapoor.....(??????)
Let me explain.... how she can help us.
Right now our Enemy no.1 is Pakistan, no.2 is china and no.3 is U.S .
Pakistan Strategy :
Urge their PM to watch atleast one serial of Ekta atleast once , I am sure once they see Saans bahu or Ghar Ghar ki kahani or Kusum once they would be eagar to watch another episode ( this saans- bahu probs, exttra marital affairs will come as good change in their lives ).
Slowly & steadily, entire cabinet then all states entire population will start watching her serials. Their armed forces also will ask to watch the same. And one day... when they are watching this serials & weeping on the melodrama, we'll attack ...and without loosing our men , we'll win Pakistan.
China Strategy :
Here, we'll have to change our modus operandi. First, Ekta will make serial ''Kyuni Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai'' to teach chinise our hindi language, indian traditions, great fashions & outfits etc. The anchor should be probably Tulsi / Ganga .
Once they start watching this, after some time , start what we did for Pakistan....Now China also won over !
U.S Strategy :
To be a superpower, we must remove somebody from the existing list..then why not U.S....see, to be a Don , U have to kill him and then take his position ! So now what Ekta will do here ? Tough job you see..Let me think ! Ekta will have to make serial ''Kyunki India bhi kabhi US hoga ''.
Here she'll teach/show americans disadvantages of joint family system ( saans - bahu probs, wealth probs, som many rituals etc), similiarity between Indian & US culture ( extra marital affairs, love for money than for relations etc.). No doubt she'll be successfull to demonstrate indian abilities to follow Americans & be americans. Since it'll be good EGO Brushing for americans, they will start watching her serials ...
And then adopt same Pakistan - China Strategy....
And then we'll surely be superpower. Because in all these wars we didnot loose our men... so nobody will dare to look at us !
And if they do it ... we have 'Ekta Kapoor' .....Bhul gaye kya ?
