Mindblowing Stuff. Review on Saawan - The Love Season

Saawan is a mind blowing movie.

It blows your mind out of your skull and makes it hollow. Take it from me, I hereby serve a notice to the Minister of Health to set up 100% reservation quota on this. Reserve the theatres and multiplexes for lunatics, maniacs, psychos to come and watch this flick to have a share of similar fun on screen.

Saawan! The color of love.

The director is Saawan Kumar Tak and the color of the movie is Purple/Pink (PP). The movie follows a niche color theme to appeal the audiences and give them the color of love. The herione wears PP i.e. PP top, lipstick, hair color, car color etc etc. The guy isnt far behind he wears PP tshirts and also sports a lipstick too..AAArrgh!!

Saawan! Jhonny Lever (its Spelt that way)

He pulls out all ends to make you laugh. All ends end. The outcome is pale delirium enticing stuff. Add to that Bobby Darling and the jokes, one would think 1000 times to laugh on.

Saawan! The Salmaan Lollypop

I won't blame Salmaan, He does a 20 mins extraordinary appearence in the movie which includes a decent song near the camp fire and an item girl last seen above Hrithik Roshan in Yaadein and in Souten she was the other women. She shows off but wears a too much for my comfort :P. Salmaan did the movie for free as the movie went overbudget.

Saawan! Overbudget (Speechless :-o)

Calling Saawan an overbudget film is like calling Fun a family entertainer.

Producer SKT i.e. Saawan Kumar Tak spent everything in Song and dance. The movie looks like a long music video of some flop pop singing mis(sensation).

Saawan! Star Cast

Kajal (Saloni Aswani) and Raj (Kapel Jhaveri) are the PP couples in the movie. They aren't remotely passable infact they should be ignored completely.

Saawan! The Technicalities

Cinematography. I dare to say Saawan is a worst piece of it that I have seen in recent times. Unnecessary zooms, screechy and hazy sunset shots and even murky frames in many of the sequences. It was torrid and low grade. Thanks to locales they chose else it would have been worse.

Music barring a track sung by Sonu Nigam fortunately for the audience picturized on Salmaan is okish rest all are like PP (read pee pee) time. Aadesh Srivastava has wasted himself on this project.

Screenplay. I am aghast by the story telling which is for no one. Not even for masses. Story is lost between million song and dance sequences and frustrating and tiring love sequences between the 2 PPs.

SKT needs lessons like

We are in 2006. We arent in 1986.

Dont fool with the people. 15 mins of Salmaan Khan and you sell the movie with his face painted all over.

Color scheme ala Black style. This movie can easily be renamed as Pink or PP :P.

Go on a holiday and enjoy the love season, start from the locales you used in the movie.

Saawan!

For those who still want to know the story, in comes the fast paced kick out description. Love lorn couples are about to get married. To show case this we have song and dance sequences and good locales backed by dull cinematography. In comes the man who sees tommorow who connects with the God and knows about the future. The gal gets to know that she would die on a dreadful friday. Why dreadful coz its made to look dreadful for the audience and especially the slowness ith which the story moves to the finale.

For all the answers no need to watch the movie. Coz the answer for 1 and 2 is yes and no and for 3 & 4 is NOTHING and that too big NOTHING. Cutting the crap and the word limit, Stay away from this so called love season.

Cticize's Quote:: ''Mindblowing movie, seriously.''

© Cticize 04, 06

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PS:: The movie brought me back to reviewing.