What is the guy at Indiafm thinking? MUST READ!!!!. Review on Rock On Songs

Following is a copy paste from the Rock On! facebook group. It is Farhan Akhtar's reaction to the Indiafm review. Enjoy!

Here's a first of a kind. The review on Indiafm gives the Album 1 & 1/2 stars. But when you read it. you discover how mysterious the rating truly is. Lets analyse it per song shall we.

SOCHA HAI: " Farhan does a fine job behind the mike as one looks forward to what else does he have in store in songs to come."

And I'm thinking: " Not a bad start, huh?"

Pichhle Saath Dinon Mein: "Seemingly a track that should make for a climax setting, it has its chances if only the visuals are well directed to create a euphoric atmosphere. "

And I'm thinking: " Okay, so now he WILL like the song since we have picturised it well?"

Rock On!: "Though'Rock On!' has been the chosen one for the initial round of the film's promotion, it surprisingly doesn't come with the kind of zing that one expected from the flagship number of the album."

Now I'm confused: " Are all the people who have been telling me this song totally Rocks, liars?!"

Ye Tumhari meri Baatein: ".is an out and out Hindi number and it's soft rock feel with minimal arrangements in the background make you long for a candle light dinner with the song being performed live in the background."

Back to thinking: " Oh! Great! He likes another one, this time unconditionally."

Zehreelay: " is such an assault on your ears that you want to move on to the next number(or rather even end of the album)"

I'm like What: " Okay, so he doesn't like the song. fair enough. But how does he know what's next on the album to skip all the way to the end? Has he acquired a pirated copy beofre the release to have this kind of information?"

Tum Ho Toh: " Yes, the number is easy going with Farhan doing well again but still it warrants a restricted audience for itself."

I'm over What, now: " So does he like it or is he not restricted audience( my meaning of restricted as a rating is above 18, whats his?). but he seems to like the singing, I see.

Sinbad the Sailor: " Farhan Akhtar comes behind the mike with Raman Mahadevan and together they jam up the show to create something unconventional yet again. Well, one would rather wait to see how visuals take this number forward which can't be expected to come on the lips of one and all!"

Is this getting somewhere: " Isn't unconventional a good thing or is the fact that it is that, too disturbing? And we need to see this song like Pichhle saath dinon mein to decide if it is good or not. hmmmm?"

Phir Dekhiye: " Thankfully, this one acts as a respite for ears, just like Dominique's'Ye Tumhari Meri Baatein'"

Confused again: " I thought the only one he couldn't bear was zehreelay, so he needs respite from one bad song on a nine song album!"

His round up: " Yes, it is indeed quite an attempt to create an album which is designed to be truly'rock on' - pun intended - but then the final outcome is the kind which, let aside attracting your attention, only ends up pushing you further away. Sad! "

My round up: " Did he read what he wrote above his round up?"

His rating: 1& 1/2 stars

My reading of his review: 4 stars. Wooh hoo! Rock On!