Narrowminded Narrowband. Review on Reliance Broadnet Broadband

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Who are the jokers who wrote good reviews on this BSES broadband?I live in Hiranandani and I am a poor victim of this slow speeds which mr.Rajiv Saraf and his team are giving me!When I first took this connection my mouth said-:WAh!Kya speed hai?400 kbps! But in time.....Dam u!what the hell rediff takes 1 whole minute to open :( .I bludy paid 3.5 grand on this installation charges and 880 every month on these jokers.Well I think this idiot compant of marathi gathi sweepers and jaduwalas are suscribing more customers but providing same speed.Not only is their normal net connection a bull crap thing but also is their reliability.THE ONLY THING BSES KNOWS TO DELIVER THE BEST IS THE BILL!THATS ALL MY FRIENDS.......if you by chance decided to or even think to but this connection you will be dead for 2 reasons.1)first of all ill kill you coz you will a one more customer to suck the slow speed so my speed will suck more 2)You will any way die if you surf for 1 hour on this net connection.

Oh I also forgot to tell you that not only they will install the connection in the next millenium or so but will screw your house walls by drilling,drilling and drilling while wiring so please add another 1 lakh to the expenses!Recently,I had some problems with my ping rsponse to the gateway(tech guys-->ping to gateway gave 20-80% packet loss) i.e. I suffered dam slow speeds,my file sharing with my friends and families were all cut off.Just two months ago they also blocked the building connection as they thought our building was hacked later to know a mouse had ate up the jali katara mal cat-5 cables laid by Mr.Rajuv Saraf and Mr.Jotinder in Hiranandani :( what else.........not much but forget using all p2p app's and MSN messenger.......BSES will now target the Internet Explorer soon and blocking it leaving you with to see only the green light(LINK) behind the LAN card.

Please also learn marathi before buying this connection coz u have to speak to the helpdesk guys only in marathi.E-mail me to translate scentences like ''Your speeds are slow'',''Zero ping response'',''Net is down'',''download sucks''.Dont worry I am not a marathi genius but I learnt it over the time talking to the helpdesk.

The only thing I got from this connection is that my brother passed his marathi paper with flying colours as he got an essay on ''computers'' and baffled the teacher by writing hi-tech stuff on comps.Yes,i taught him too and he takes marathi tutions every day 2 hours dialing 8252233.so parents,Dont send ur children to marahi tuitions just dial 8252233!Zap ur son will start speaking like a marathi gathi with the typical ''Jaduwala'' accent.And believe me there will be no ''GIRL'' trouble with him ;)

And to end my long speech I also recommend you to buy a Ak-47 and MAC it will be handy in shooting the BSES tower in Bandra and all the stores.And yes dont e-mail support@powersurfer.net or you will be spammed , not by BSES as they will never respond, but by the hackers who hack their dead servers!

I dont even have the guts now to showoff as before front of my blessed dial-up relatives that I have broadband as they have read articles on DIGIT and mock at me!

regards...what the hell?regards.........Infuriated customer,

nsrd