Sep 11, 2012 10:04 PM
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(Updated Sep 20, 2012 03:56 PM)
Cigarette Smoking is Injurious to Health’. Mahesh Bhatt sounds passionately convincing even for a regular warning. This is before the movie rolls on. Coming to Movie. Bipasha’s faith on god is broken, when she loses best actress award to Esha Gupta (think credibility of such awards). She sulks as an immature kid whose lollipop is taken and seeks revenge. Her Ex-Servant suddenly shows up outside award function event, gives her contact information for her aid and is not seen later.
Bips reaches a ghost (Manish Chaudhary). The ghost extends his support (only bhatts knows why? Maybe ghost got bored by himself and that’s what he does for excitement. Bips has to make Esha Gupta drink evil invoked water by a confidant, received by ghost, to destroy her. She seduces Emraan hashmi who doesn’t need to be seduced as that Emraan’s USP. He buries Gajanana’s idol and then obliges.
Next, Esha is lovingly hounded by melancholy echoes of S-A-N-J-A-N-A. She keeps running into ghost and then runs away from ghost. Confusing. That happens till Emraan changes his mind after accidently smooching & sleeping with her on one occasion when she goes frantic. Thereafter Emraan denies to be a puppet, Bips blackmails him with a video to carry on. So it’s too late for Emraan’s self respect.
Some weirdness follows. Emraan digs Gajanana’s idol and rips off articles at Bips home. Then Bips wants S-A-N-J-A-N-A to be killed. The ghost informs he will have to screw her for that (Why ghost has bodily wants?).
To save Esha, Emraan with aid of tantra mantra, walks into a world of ghost where everyone is power washed & bleached. Emraan enters into a hut in a slum area besides a dhobi ghat and finds Esha’s Aatma chained behind a hut on which the marking reads NANDU LAUNDRY . He struggles, like in 80's horror movies, but finally rescues S-A-N-J-A-N-A . Bips couldn’t stop them and bathes herself with acid to prove that you are watching bhatt’s movie where intensity & insanity are trademark of the camp.
Written this review to hold you from watching this nonsense where common sense can be insulted to no limit.
