No more chidiya ka ghosla!. Review on Parachute Coconut Hair Oil

No more chidiya ka ghosla!

Disclaimer: This review has not been inspired by Urmila?s hairdo in Tehzeeb or written to bring Shah Rukh Khan to shame! All the characters in this review are

purely fictitious. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental!

Act 1 Scene 1

Ayesha: Hi everyone! (birds chirp on my head)

Sita, Gita, and Rita: Hi (in Chorus). Ayesha, yeh tere baalon ko kya hua? (giggle and smirk at my nest)

Ayesha: (a little embarrassed) Kya hua? Gum stuck, again!

Sita, Gita, and Rita: Nahin re! Chewing gum nahin! Frizz 6!

Ayesha: What? Frizz 6????

Sita, Gita, and Rita: Your hair is so frizzy, yaar! Don?t worry its all genetic! There?s a gene responsible for Urmila?s chidiya ka ghosla and Shah Rukh?s bopping hair! It?s proven! Frizz 6 is the mutated gene.

Ayesha: (a little taken aback) Really!! Now I can blame my parents for my hair! Yippee!

Exits with nest.

Act 1 Scene 2

Setting: Home

Ayesha: (in soliloquy) So what if its genetic! I?m gonna change my hair. Can?t stand to be laughed upon by the 3 ita?s anymore.

Background music: Baar baar ho!! Bolo yaar haan! Baalon ki jeeet ho?gene ki haar haan! Heyy!!! Kissi ke humse ache bal ugg na paaye?chalen chalo ?chalen chalo..koi jitna bhi bhadkaye..chalen chalo!

Bhuvan err Ayesha: (Decides to follow her mommy?s advice and applies Parachutes Coconut Hair Oil)

Act 2 Scene 1:

Next day at school.

Rita, Sita and Gita: Wow! Looking good!

Ayesha: Tell me something I don?t know.

Rita, Sita and Gita: Wicked! Par, Tumhari sundarta ka raz?

Ayesha: (Blush). Ok guys, I?ll let you in on my little secret. Listen to your mommy?s for once and apply Parachute’s Coconut Hair Oil, moderately, every Sunday. It’s one of the most widely used hair oils in India. It’s a natural product, conveniently packaged in 100, 200 and 500ml, blue-colored bottles. Known for reviving lack-luster hair and reducing dandruff, Parachutes also gives the body a calming, revitalized feeling. Although, edible I would not recommend using it in cooking as it is an unrefined oil. When applying, gently massage the hair, allowing it to seep right to the scalp. After, about forty-five minutes, use a gentle shampoo at least twice or thrice to remove the oil. However, let some moisture remain.

Rita, Sita and Gita: Can’t wait to! (in chorus of course)

Ayesha: Exits. (Walks without a care in the world. Fans blow. Hair shines and shimmers.)

All Exit.

Ayesha: Pss?Yes, MS reader I?m talking to you. Firstly, let me offer my utmost apologies to you. Can?t believe you sat through my review. As a consolation prize, I?ll let you in on a big secret about Parachute’s Coconut Hair Oil.

Side effects: The oil may result in unusual personality changes. Please contact authority if after an overdose you start resembling the unofficial spokesperson of Parachutes Hair Oil ? Mr.(Ms.) Tusshar Kapoor.

WARNING: Please, do leave a comment before applying!