May 19, 2001 03:46 PM
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Statutory Warning: This is a letter to the PCB member Imran, who is having a major problem of Inferiority Complex and trying get attention on this beautiful forum.
To, Imran Khan(MS Member),
PCB Member also (Is he !!!)
Karachi
Sub: Pakistan is a great team
Dear PCB Member,
Strict Warning: Imran, by any chance if you suffer from acute Psychometric Syndrome of loosing your personal identity, or suffer from acute mental disorder then don’t read this review because looking at some facts and figures you may loose your mental disorder and leave PCB immediately which PCB don’t want to loose a member like you, who has all the worlds time to do propaganda on a nice community forum and not concentrating on the Internal Affairs of Pakistan’s Cricket. After reading this review, Imran , I hope your ISI agent Ghost is their with you to take you to Doctor because you will be needing him for support.
So Pakistan, on a new series against England with YET!!! another NEW CAPTAIN AND A NEW COACH. Pakistan always need a change after every series because their coach has to interfere with the fees paid to the players. Pakistan has indeed got lots of young players and no doubt, need to compliment Pakistan for churning out some many young players on regular basis.
England is all together is different ball game, they have thrashed Pakistan in Pakistan which is not a great achievement because when teams like Zimbabawe and Sri Lanka can do then, England is a better test side than the above two. England is indeed cold and the pitches are really suitable for bowlers like Waqar Younis, Wasim Akram and SHOAIB AKTHAR(For him all the pitch are good because he only has to throw hence any pitch would do him good. The only question for him is how fast he has to throw)
Waqar younis Personally, my only favourite player in Pakistan. He becomes really dangerous when gets his reverse swing in a proper manner. With an Experience of more than 300 wickets round his belt and with lot of county experience can be really dangerous.
About his status with India, still hovering the Nightmare of the Semi-final where Ajay Jadega hit him for 24runs in a over.
Inzamam-ul-Haq When you think of him, you feel he is in the wrong game, because the size which he carries he best suitable for Sumo wrestling. Imran, if you are close to him, just a piece of advice to him, Sumo needs slow and heavy wrestlers, he surely can excel him.
Yeah the Size and the way he moves around the ground Sachin is definitely short, quick and aggressive in compared to Inzmamam who represents a big ocean.(SIZE DOES MATTER)
Wasim Akram I respect this man, a great fast and aggressive fast bowlers who can mesmerise batsmen with his smart witt and great cricket brains behind him.
Shoaib Akthar “CHUCKLEPINDI EXPRESS” The fastest chucker on this planet who has a nice ability to chuck the ball at more than 90miles. Since last summer he has been boasting of breaking the 90barrier and touching 100miles but still only giving press interviews of reaching 100milesper hour. But he has given 100 interviews per every mile about reaching the 100miles per hr barrier. Probably he should take some advice of Umpire Darrell Haire, who by now has become the expert in Chucking Theory.
Apart from that there are lot of vacancy in the American Baseball team, where they need some one who can throw the ball as fast as possible, which Shoaib Does.
Saqlain Mushtaq One of the good off spinner, who can be hit for a six even by tail enders like Rajesh Chauhan. Harbhajan is indeed a kid who has just arrived and has long way to go.
THERE ARE LOTS OF YOUNG (are they really young or like Shaid Afridi, who still says he is 18years old) PLAYERS WHO CAN PLAY WELL (Because they are on paper young).
Imran, by this time, if your mental state is fine then you can go ahead and read the remaining portion
Q1. Why doesn’t India play against Pakistan any were forget Sharjah?
Answer Our honourable home minister Uma Bharathi is having some Kargil Hangover nothing wrong in it but, she does not no the difference between Sports and War, hence she wants to interfere in every thing.
India always likes to play against Pakistan and if India can beat Pakistan in Canada then they can beat them anywhere. Its just that our political system is in the wrong hands hence things are blown out of the hand.
Q2 Who is the best Batsmen of the sub-continent? Sachin or Inzaman?
Answer From the words from the God of Cricket Sir Don Bradman, “there is only one player who makes me resemble that is this lad from India, Sachin Tendulkar.
He is the only batsman in the history of One Day Cricket to reach 10000runs. Is their any Pakistan even close to 9000 runs? With more than 16000 runs overall in Test and One day, he is not only the best batsmen in this sub-continent but best in the world.
As far as Inzamam is still thinking about his record in 92-world cup because when ever he takes a run, he thinks about the 92-world cup and doesn’t know which direction he is running and runs his partner out. As far Inzmam helping Pakistan win the match I don’t think possible because the way he run out his partner, I don’t see any where he helping Pakistan win. What has Inzamam gained since the 92-world cup is not runs but “WEIGHT As I said earlier he should try sumo wrestling because he can’t run with so much weight.
Q3 Who is the better team, India? or Pakistan?
Answer
No doubt both teams are good at their place, as an Indian let me give you facts Imran which will take you to severe mental trauma(If you have not gone by now)
Indians were the first Asian team to win the world cup. Its all the point in Being first. Records are to be broken hence winning after us, always makes you the second.
Sunil Gawaskar was the first man to reach 10000 runs in Test Runs. No Pakistani has even reached 9000 runs.
Sachin Tendulkar is the first man to reach 10000runs in One day runs and No Pakistani has even touched 9000 runs.
Kapil Dev is the first Asian to break Richard Hadlee’s record and not a Pakistani. As I said records are to be broken, it’s the first who does it count.
India has the second highest score in the one day cricket i.e 378runs. Where as Pakistan has the Second lowest score in the one day cricket i.e. 45 runs against West Indies, want to know who is the first, Canada and the score is 43runs just 2 runs below Pakistan’s Score.
We treat our players like a human being and we take game as a sport hence when we loose match we don’t throw stones and chappals at our Players home. In every game there is bound to be a looser and a winner, probably the team, which lost the match, had a bad day at the field or you can say the winning team played better. Hence we Indians take game as a game and not a war, were if you loose the match you, your head is at the gun point. I really feel sad for the Pakistani players because if they loose a match against India, they are treated badly.
As far as England series is concerned, I want Pakistan to win(From within would want England to win), because I would loose my good friend Imran, who cant show his face again at Mouthshut.
But as Vinaysis (MS member) said, I see 1-0 victory for England.
Thanking you,
Yours Sincerely
Asyis
(New Bombay)
