Noida - Gujjar haven. Review on Noida

Theres all this hype sorrounding noida. Zooming real estate prices, fully WiFi-ed townships, IT parks, commonwealth games etcIts easy to get starry eyed and lost in the pouring of all the laurels and adulationsLet me give you an insiders view of the situation

Pros

1. Great road infrastructure.

   
   




2. Spiffy Malls.

   
   




3. Good Schools and Colleges.

   
   




4. Good Employment opportunitiesCons1. Gujjars - a unique creature who will beat you up if you happen to get into a traffic fight with him, even if it clearly wasnt ur fault, BECAUSE he has the muscle, du need more reason? Gujjars practice killing on their cattle with knfelike implements.

   
   

Fact.

1.And they live right on the outskirts of this spiffy cityYou think you can live in sweet isolation? Wait till your world collides with that of a Gujjar one day..

1. Lots of people who got rich by 'land money'Unlike bangalore, bombay and other cities with large floating professional populations, the defining subculture of Noida comes from the illiterate people who got wealthy because their popas land was sold to a developer for millions.

So they think the world owes them a living. You will run into them and their children in the malls eventually, seething and looking for a fight - just for kicks. Or you might get runover by their toyota.. hehe.. just for kicks. Oi you disagree.. mera baap kaun hai jaanta nahin bhel.

3.Erratic Power, Internet.

1. SecurityDo I even need to elaborate? Just read the newspapersIF YOU ARE A HARD WORKING MIDDLE CLASS PROFESSIONAL CONSIDERING BUYING AN APARTMENT IN NOIDADONTFOR THE SAKE OF YOUR CHILDREN BUY IT IN AN ALTERNATE PLACE LIKE MUMBAI OR BNGALORE AND GIVE THEM A CULTURE WORTH IMBIBING