Dec 15, 2005 01:31 AM
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(Updated Dec 15, 2005 01:32 AM)
Hi friendz...
well neal and nikki is another dud..yup its a yash raj DUD
finally after a streak of hits YR has given a total bore.
well neal n nikki is a kind amovie you wanna go if you donna have the money to buy VIAGARA!! Not a movie to be seen with the whole family.
Its the type of movie where skin show is as abundant as sand in the desert and well the story is the mirage (you gotta work hard to find it)
GURNEAL AHLUVALIA a.k.a Neal is a typical sex starved boy soon to get married.Well if in DDLJ it was kajol who said ''babuji mujhe apni zindagi jeene hi sirf ek mahine ke liye'' here its our very own neal who does the kajol act. He goes to Vancouver to enjoy his life (enjoyment=sex)..
He meets NIKKI Bakshi there at a pub where she listfully sings Halla Re.Well the song is catchy but who cares about the song till you are having a good look at her b*st..
She is dead drunk and orders neal to take her home and our very obedient neal does take her to a stupid motel called red horn or something (4gt it ya waz busy lookin at tanisha)
Well nikki is the kinda gal who is sweet at heart (loves exposing though)
Meets neal quite a few times till neal comes to know that nikki had a guy who models for an underwear co. and that why nikki had offered to take him to whistlers aka the canadian storehouse of las vegas type babes .on reaching whistlers we are treated to babes from around the world as if its some miss. world competition.
Some of the scenes in neal n nikki may be un appetizing to the indian audience specially on occasions where VIRGINITY AND B**BS are galore ...
Another lift from a movie pyaar to hona hi tha is that neal wants to help nikki to get her love back. well in due course the 'friendship'' between neal n nikki increases and they end up having sex.
Nikki and neal have to separate as neal has to go back to marry but to his surprise finds out that the girls cousin is our very own nikki.
A very stupid incident happens when the girl is married to a sardar(donna knw his name) and thus neal and nikki can now get married and smooch oops live happily ever after..
CONCLUSION
Well Neal N Nikki is a desperate attempt by Arjun Sablok lure in audiences with the naughty tag post murder.
Well he mistakes naughty for nudity and this is where NNN falls straight on its face and thus we are treated to a hapless movie with no head and tail.
Not a movie to be seen with family guyz!!!
