Dec 23, 2005 03:12 AM
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(Updated Dec 23, 2005 01:13 PM)
LATAON KE BHOOT BATAON SE NAHI MANTE…in other words THE GHOSTS OF KICKS DON’T LISTEN TO WORDS. Hehehehehe.
Of course I mean myself and no one else. Imagine even after seeing the trailers and reading the million reviews that warned me against watching the movie….I decided to give the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the MS community……………. I decided to watch the movie!!! (just so I could write this review…cho chweet)
So here goes…SHaayar ko ijazat dein
Once upon a time, there was a boy,
Rich and spoilt with tons of toys.
Living in Canada, thought he was the best deal
Guess what his name is…Aluwalia gurNEAL.
Mommy comes and tells him one day
There is only one thing to keep you at bay
Tumhari shaadi humne fix kardi hai, sun lo
So Neal boy runs to PAPA !!!!!!! 21 din ke liye, mujhe aapni zindagi jeene Do.(DDLJ?)
Where will a rich spoilt ABCD go?
And oh my what will you do?
I will go to Vancouver, and promise to sleep ‘round
21 girls in 21 days and make you so proud
Hey hey hey, who do I see
Miss Nikki bakshi, scantily dressed as can be
Completely drunk and acting like a Ho
So I took her to the Dirty Rhino
I’m the NEAL, I’m the Guy
Slit my throat and make Neal Fry,
NIKKI bakshi, sexy lass,
Lack of clothing EXPOSES MY ASS!!!
So blah blah blah, we managed to irritate you,
And slept together, come on YAAR we had to
Then we fought and we are VIRGINs no more
Coz we are so COOL and being one’s such a bore
Kahani mein twist, here’s a girl that’s pretty,
NEAL is marrying her, her name is Sweety
But Oh No!!! She’s Nikki’s own cuz!!!!
Get the damn TEQUILA, NOW u’ll need a BUZZ,
What is the ending? Wanna make your call
Its not rocket science, it’s a hindi movie after all
Yeah ur rite, ladka aur ladki mil jatein hain
Aur hamare dimag ke saare SCREW Ghoom ho jatein hain.
But never are things as simple as they seem
This movie is a nightmare, not a dream
I have lost a lot of hair, and a little brain
Somebody PLEASE Flush this movie Down the DRAIN!!!!!!
WAH WAH!!! WAH WAH!!!!....Janab aur Sahiba...Now please proceed and remember to leave ur valuable comment...Is shayaar ki yahi dadh hogi !!!
