What A surprise!. Review on My Wife's Murder

Excuse me all, but I thought this was some real serious meticulously planned,statistically plotted idea for murdering one's wife and since I had done a bit of speculation on that myself, thought of going through it. But now that I am in,and this review needs to be more than 150 words here goes. First things first, Bollywood is still very ,very.....(take to power 10 times) immature when it comes to making movies, and good movies at that. Forget the photography and direction,the script itself is always(most of the times..9/10) trash. There is no research(''I thought this was supposed to mean something! I aint a scholar anyways!''),no passion(''Apun ko to paisa bana na hai..Aur jaldi bana na hai!'') and full of the weirdest things that are far from reality. Make a few scantily dressed babes dance in a pub frequented by bhai's, show public freaking out in discos, put in some good A.R.Rehman gingles, and yes ''We have a hit!''. Where is the story? And on tops of that when some writer does realize he's making a complete fool of himself repeating the same ol' storyline for more than a decade and that the deadlines are fast approaching for Director Pappu's next mega blockbuster, emotions seep in, and he hurries to the nearest CD shop and gets a whole bag of nearly-old English movies(By English I mean all movies that were made originally in English or were dubbed into english..even sub-titles will do!). Then begins the khichri,with right amounts of masala,potatoes cut in the right amounts in the right places,Indian sentimental dal and topped with chat! There we have a classic! The worst part is they believe they can fool the audience into accepting all this rubbish and get paid real good! Thats what Bollywood is, and I can therefore,without any risk,safely conclude that this movie will also turn out to be a typical big English-remake gone Hindi-FLOP,roller coaster show.

Dont waste your money guys,go fishing with your Granny,but dont,please dont go to any Bolly-wood movie. But if you still do and the movie turns out to be good,send me a mail and I can perhaps stick it up my scant watch-list of bollywood movies.

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