Khoooooon!. Review on Murder

My University exams got over on 12th April, and me and my other 3 friends decided to watch Masti on 13th April, just to celebrate the completion of exams! But, unfortunately, all the tickets for Masti were sold out! so we opted for Murder... and while we did that, the 2 guys opted out! They were not ''interested'' in watching the movie.. So, I and my other friend went for it.. By the way, she is the same one who accompanied my for Janasheen

So, on 13th April, 2004, we enter the multiplex Fun Republic, and were not surprised to see many of our classmates.. And before they could ask us the terrible question ''How were your papers?'', we start moving towards the screen 3.. I will divide the movie into 3 parts, (i) Her Story, (ii) His Story, and (iii) Real Story...

~~Her Story~~

Mallika Sherawat is sitting in this room with Raj Zutshi(I love him.. if anyone has seen the movie, please tell me what is the white thing he wears on his head!) and he asks her why did she kill him. She says ''Ek kunwari ladki ka akelapan ek shadishuda ladki ke akelepan se lakh guna behtar hai'' and with that, each and everyone in the audience starts laughing...

She goes on telling about her unhappy married life with Ashmit Patel, who was her sister's husband, but she married him after she expired in some plane crash. Now, in Bangkok, she meets Ermaan Hashmi, who happens to be her college lover, and was sent to jail 'coz he nearly killed someone who touched Mallika...

Anyways, so he sensed that Mallika wasn't happy in her married life, and so he makes love to her.. (My friend goes,''yeh kya ho raha hai? This is ridiculous'').. They make love on the terrace of a skyscraper near the water tank and on window shades.. (how innovative) Now after sometime, Mallika discovers that he has a girlfriend... but he tries to force himself on her.. and she kills him with a knife.. (My friend repeats the same sentence for 13th time)

~~His Story~~

Ashmit Patel looks as if he is straight from Inteha sets.. (I admit I have seen that movie too!!).. Anyways.. so he suspects his wife of having an extra marital affair.. and hires a Detective. And when the detective shows him the pics of the two ghumofying in Bangkok, Ashmit gets mad, but the detective says ''Aapki patni buri nahin hai, woh ladka bura hai, usne aur bhi ladkiyon ko fasaya hai''

So he goes and kills him..(But before that, my friend repeats the above sentence for 28th time when Emraan Hashmi throws Mallika's undie on Ashmit's face)... And to much of my amazement, Ashmit baba dials 100 for police in Bangkok.. But disconnects.. He wraps the body and burries it in backyard..

He is sitting in his room, and suddenly a bulldozer appears.. which looks similar to an Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation Bulldozer.. and throws the rug with Emraan's shoes and jeans.. and he goes out to see that no one was on the drivers seat.. Yes! you guessed it right.. my friend says 'eeee.. aisa kaise ho sakta hai')

~~Real Story~~

Actually the body had disappeared.. and what baffles Raj Zutshi is that how is it possible.. So, he contacts Emraan's girlfriend.. and she reveals the truth... well.. that is the real Murder... I loved Raj Zutshi's parting line.. 'tumhe tumhari dusri shaadi mubarak ho'

~~Conclusion~~

Well, on the whole, movie is not as steamy as it is hyped.. By the way, did I mention Kashmira Shah in an item number?? I need not tell anything more about the song.. But Raj Zutshi.. is more irritating than his ''Grihalakshmi ka Jinn'' days on Zee TV.. The movie will do for a normal viewing..