Murder - Yup my Review- your eyes. Review on Murder

I don't usually step in Mouthshut to debate on movies. Usually I just speak my mouth loud and attack a movie if it's overhyped or if it has actors that are actually bimbos and the male equivalent to that- but are made to appear as the next acting sensation ready to destroy the dominance of the Kaajols and SRKs of the world.

This time my review will be a bit unusual- I am stepping in to express my 15 paise of opinion because I have been provoked.Yes I have been provoked and the expression is so strong that I will choke if I don't write this review. A Mouthshut member ( afrank) https://mouthshut.com/user/afrank.html wants me to believe that it's ok to watch a movie with an adult theme and it's ok to watch sexual scenes, so long as the acting is real.

Afrank is a great member and I love her reviews. She is influential on Mouthshut and I dont want you to think that this is a personal agenda. But I am afraid a lot of people are vulnerable and will believe that Murder is a great movie. IT IS NOT. IT IS PORN THROWN IN WITH A STUPID PLOT.

PLOT:

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As I said, it's stupid. Boy meets girl. Boy is infatuated. Girl marries someone else. Boy seduces girl. Girl sleeps with the boy. Girl feels guilty. Kills the guy. Husband and wife try to own up to the murder and save their marriage and themselves from the law. How stupid can one get.

WHY THE HYPE:

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Folks, sex sells. It sells in the streets of Delhi. It sells in the brothels of Mumbai and it sells in the five star hotels of the cities. Ofcourse Mahesh Bhatt knows that and he wants to sell it too- through his nephew and a ''bimbette'' called Mallika Sherawat.

Murder- as this movie is rightly called- is nothing but vulgar display of the most ugliest body (read Mallika) in Bollywood. Mallika has steamy sex-scenes with her lover Emran Hashmi (who happens to be Mahesh Bhatt's nephew, but that is irrelevant here). Oh give me a break. Why do we need such sex in our movies. Why do we need to excite our society that is still confined and still believes that sex is something that should not be open.

WHAT MAKES ME SICK OF THIS MOVIE:

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The attitude conveyed by small town, publicity hungry Mallika is what makes me feel that this movie and everything she did in this movie is sick. The comments by Mallika post release is what makes me sick. Afranks wants me to like this movie, for there's no big deal and the girl acted well. I want to know why this small town, never kissed a guy before, name changing girl wants me to believe that this movie was the best thing to happen to India after Gandhiji's death.

I want to know why does she have to flaunt her raunchy body? If she wants to compete on the merits and art of acting, let her do that- but why seduce, indulge in vulgar acts. Acts of immorality in words and deeds when talking to media.

Murder is PORN. Murder is Mallika (aka despos, aka soft prostitute). Mallika should form an union of girls who want to strip for fame and money and auction themselves on Baazee.com

Yes, finally I am convinced that they will fetch their worth on BAAZEE.COM

DWA led by Mallika (Desperate Women's Assoc. NOT Delhi Water Authority). DWA club is a club of ''small town'' non metro girls who have had unstable childhood and have never stepped out of their towns until they were hit by ''sexual'' urge. In their quest to gain fame and name, they do everything that it will take or takes to crush the likes of Kaajol and Madhuri or Sridevis.

Long live DWA. With the kind of enthusiasm shown by most sex-starved men- men who are so underconfident when it comes to dealing with women- I am sure DWA would have enough offers from movie producers and no name directors.

Avoid this movie. Avoid Mallika. Avoid her dumb 17 kiss (Khwaish) and brag theories. Let me go to the bathroom now. I want to puke.

I am sure you will not judge this review like your traditional movie review. This review is MY OPINION about what I think about this movie. Those are MY THOUGHTS that comes to my mind when I hear about this sick movie. My thoughts- my choice. You are entitled to your own.