May 11, 2001 05:11 PM
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I don't mean any harm by this review. This review is just for fun. There were too many intresting but bland reviews coming up, so u thought I'll whiff up an humorous review on Mumbai. So here goes .
This tour will give u the real flavour of the metropolis and its surroundings. I bet that there is no other tour of this kind of this City named MUMBAI. So get ready !
The Station - Start off the day with your morning prayers. An hour in the Virar Super - Duper fast train will give you a chance to reemember the Indian deity of your choice. If you are into gambling, then indulge in some top-of-the-suitcase card games. Tone your body as you move in and out of the train !
Dairies ??? - Be a part of Mumbai's dairy culture. Go to Jogesgwari and watch these graceful animals do their stuff. If you are lucky the milkman might give u some milk free of cost. WOW !
Ulhasnagar -When u see something MADE IN USA, it probably means ''Ulhasnagar Sindhi Assocation ''. It is the home of the well known brands like Star Underwears and the likes. For Rs 50/- u can have a pair of jeans with your name as the brand.
JAM - Throughout your tour in Mumabi u will get an exclusive oppurtunity to be a part of Mumbai Road Culture. Join every conceivable form of 2,3,4,5,6 wheelers and 2,4 legged transport contributing to the pandemonioum. Make sure you are a part of one.
Sewage Canal Cruise - Explore the city through the best connected trasportation network in the wolrd. It stops only at SV road, Dadar and Sion. It ends at flora fountain. This cruise is spomsored by the AXED effect.
Chor Bazaar - Where can you pick a video Cam for 3000 bucks or nike's for 200 bucks ? It is the city's ''Lost and Found '' Department ! So if you are missing something, go here and you just might see a young enterprising young merchant having it up for sale here!
Encounter - Be a part of news as it hapens. Accompany cops as they eradicate criminals and crime, in that order. Bribe a policeman and you are assured a live view of the latest encounter. Dont shoot your camera though or they might shoot their guns!
Fort Footpath - Mumbai's oper air shopping Mall. Between VT and flora fountain, lies this fantastic Mall. You can buy books, magazine, music, shoes and stuff her. Dont haggle much or the shopkeepers might have an unkind adjective to offer you about your ancsetors.
The Rise of Mumbai - Witness history in the Making , as you go through the pillars of the cities development. Watch the construction of flyovers. Think how your grandchildren will look up to you when u say that u had witnessed the rise of Mumbai.
The Movies - Go attend the premiere of the latest ''Da '' Movie in town . Based on your luck u might get to see a MithunDa or a GoivnDa movie.if you dont know hindi, Enjoy the dances and the songs. laugh when other laugh and u will have a good time.
Dharavi - A critically accalimed and is the World's Largest Slum Area. But is facing competion from Baiganwadi. It is a study in survival and its mafia dons are legendary. A must see
So here we are at the end of our tour and thank you for travellling with Loverboy Travel. Hope u choose us for your next tour, Have a nice day.
P.S - No offence meant here. Mumbai is a Gr8 city and I have been there 5-6 times and have loved it, especially the night life. So hope no one is angry and u hope u have enjoyed it.
