Where is my tadka, u joker ?. Review on McDonald's, Bhayandar, Mumbai

Life without spice is absolutely boring ! Hey come on...we all read Page 3 bade chavse !

Once upon a time, Spice Girls were quite a hip thing ! They split and everything was bland ! Thanks God that they had the Spice in their name as well as in their make-out too !

Then Ms. Spears and Ms. Alguira came and spiced the silver screens... Meantime, janet also added some ginger-garlic !

On the other side, on our coast, the spice was getting spicier day by day !

We had Bipasha first, then we had Mallika and then followed a bland chics claiming to be the bold babes !

The body-ache aka tadka aka skin-show has been the gift of American land !

The land of McDonalds !

Where is the spice ?

McDonald arrived in india with much fanfare and being a kid at that time was one of the person who stood in the long queue outside their first outle in mumbai ! And also made my parents to stand in these queues too !

Those Golden Arcs had some jadoo in them at that time enthralling the kids, youth and grown-ups.

At that time, we feasted hungrily on the crispy finger chips ! We ate greedily that cheesy burgers ! I literally ate the chilly sauce given with finger chips like a somalian kid eating any piece of food given to him.

As I started growing up, I started admiring the way the employees at McDonalds behaved, the way they spoke, they behaved, it left an impression on me.

But here , from this point of time, something went wrong.. and the joker outside Mac never smiled in India !!!

The beef controvresy demolished a few outlets in India ! Blast at the McDonalds outlet in Mumbai Central also made some dent ! The menu started becoming a bit monotonous...

Smart management at Mcd sensed it and introduced a few new avtaars , a few schemes, a few price variations on their menu card...

But it was all the same... all their dishes tasted same irrespective of the names and prices !

Meanwhile, other players made smart entry in India and immediately sensed the need for indian spice . It was smarter on their part to know that Indians can't eat a bland food regularly, not at McDonalds i.e. World's largest food chain...

Pizza Hut introduced tandoori pizza and is making money...but look at Sub-way it is going McDonalds way...

A few days back, I shared my above feelings with my friends, he replied ''Neena, u r working professional now. McD is not meant for u and it was never meant for u. It was always meant for kids in India..''

I shot back ''Come to any outlet in Mumbai where I can show you that McDonalds is now frequented by love birds not by kids. Love birds frequent it because there are not as may peopel to disturb them''....

My dear friend Mac, We dont mind paying heavy amount if we are served the food that we like. And hey... Kids dont love u now..

Do Indian kids still fascinate playing with a joker