Jul 11, 2011 12:33 PM
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(Updated Jul 11, 2011 07:21 PM)
A wiper on the front glass and a wiper on the rear! Believe me that is what made me buy the godammit car! And power windows in all four doors! The only real firsthand controls in a driver’s hand while you drive a car….rest all happens! Happens on their own! You ludhkaao the car on the road and some one bangs from behind! It happens on its own you never wished it my friend! Then again when you were ludhakaaoing the car on the road you were challahned! For crossing the signal! Now the signal turned red on its own! You never wished it to be again!
Or on bad day jo pahle pataa nahi thaaa bad hai since you were busy taadoing dHa"mAal" or "the Mall" samajhdaar ko ishara kafee hai . You were following her driving safe at her tail end and suddenly she jammed her brakes! Car breaks my friends! And it happened without your choice again.
So at the end you see you can only control the window panes and the wipers on your own…the rest happens on Indian Roads! Thuknaaa, peetna, lagnaa, dhakaaaa, kharoch and moch errr I mean more!
But the new Wagon R is just built for Indian Roads my friends….wipers at the front and rear to taado all the PYTs even in rain….power windows…so you can quickly khiskaaao the sheeshaa to ask for directions….rest all its just a non happening car with K series engine which is so silly to not drink even when you fill her up with gallons! Ye peetaa nahi! A complete teetotaler ….ghar le jaaao ek sheriff gaadee! But mind you shariffo kaa abb zamana nahi!
It has tilt able steering….how bizarre! now why will you tilt steering jeopardizing your chances to live….steering seedha haath mein rahey to zindagi safe hai!
It has got flat bed seats! But what’s the use….biwi car mein sotee nahi! And girlfriend is not a part of standard accessories….so you can’t use this seat kumm bed more till you get one on your own!
It has inbuilt stereo system….again a faulty feature! How can you miss the fun of using a grey market Sony, JVC and lagaaaooo a 16” woofer in your car with speakers bigger than your car wheels! I have seen people using a big Tabla woofer planning to buy tansen to bajaao it when their next salary comes. The silly wagon R will devoid you with this fun too!
Key less entry….that means chor, chamaar, hathiyaar, hawaldaar any one and anything can enter with the press of a button so better keep your keys safe my friend!
Bigger roomy interiors but mind you there’s no delightful use of this other than failaao ur haath paawon if of course you have a girl friend (not part of standard equipment)
Defogger, Fog Lamps, Tubeless tires, electronic side mirrors, rear parcel tray, cup holders and a hidden note inside the chrome lined glove box saying why have you bought this car silly this one is such a useless!
I have got just one reply to this ye peetaa bahut kamm hai! 18km/ltr. with 24x7 AC on! Can you beat that!?
Final verdict “teetotaler ghar laao roj ekk packet milk extra mangaao- jeb ki sehat tann ki sehat banaaaaaooo”
