In spite of all the warnings that every person whom we met and mentioned the name of this movie (and seeing them shriek with despair), we decided to give the movie a shot. That it was a bad movie, we very well knew – all we wanted to know was how bad! My intention was to see if BOOM was a better movie comparatively – in the end it proved to be a tough choice between the two. However who wins is all later; below is a excerpt of our friends comments while watching the movie. These expert analysis and comments automatically flow out of us whenever we watch a bad movie – and worse it gets, better comments pass. The comments passed at different points of the movie and mostly are in combination of Hindligsh and Englipish.
There is no room for anticipation or expectation – girls relaying a banner “Last Day of College” – OK! Thanks! I am forewarned I should not think much
Papa Ki Pari Hoon Main – Arre yaar – then go fly away, please dont screaaaammmm
Arre, who are these 5 nitpicky idiots – her friends? Ladkiyan itne bewakoof hoten hain?
Email Aaya!! Email Aaya!! Pappu, shappu, golu, molu, papita, babita – Email Aaya!!! Arre bajuwale kutthe ko bulao – call that parrot too – Email Aaya!
Yahoo Mail ne kitne paise Khilyae inko?
Arre yaar, is this a cartoon film – what happens to this do who gets cartoonized!
Yeh totha bahut irritate kar raha hain – gala nocch lo iska
Yaar – yahoo mail Image nahi bhejtha kya?
Prem Kumar! Prem Prem, Prem Prem! [singing in the old JUNOON style song]
SundarNagar mein international airport BHI hain?
Sahi jagah hain – yaar, I should have done my engineering at that college…
Prem Aaya! Prem Aaya! Pappu, shappu, golu, molu, papita, babita – Prem Aaya!!
Aarthi koun utarega – kuttha yah tota
Arre yaar – whoever wants too – Prem tho waise bhi chakka lag raha hain
Why is Hrithik Roshan so irritating!
Ek aur gaana?????
Yeh doosra hi song hain tamatar
Himani Shivpuri ke mooh bandh karo yaar
Seal her mouth with a salotape.
That parrot too
Kareena as well
Hrithik ko kuvve mein dakhel do!
Bachcha koun? – picture kaise jaayegi aage – dekho yaar!
Arre yaar, is naukar ko itna coverage kyon mil raha hain?
Abbe, tota aur kuttha itna important hain, tho naukar kyon nahin
Yaar, kill those 5 friends
Kill Hrithik too – yeh to uske doston ka bhi baap nikla
Yaar – this is the first time I am seeing this – how does a person fall in a curvature motion from a cycle!
Samajh Yaar – he is taking a projectile motion, giving enough time to Hrithik to catch him
Sahi hain uska baap – udke ghir tha hain!
Le Bhai – ab usse pyaar ho gaya!! Cliché pe Cliché
College? – Uska last day nahi tha?
FARIDDAA JALAL!
Pehle bhi aayi thi movie mein – you missed her
Arre teacher ko gossip karne ka bahut shok hain kya? Student se apne affair ke bare mein baath kar rahi hain?
EK AUR GAANA!
Email Aaya! Email Aaya! Suno suno oh duniya walon, mere ghar mein Aaya Email – Arre woh dulaari ki maa – Email Aaya hain!
RUBY BHATIAA
forward karde yaar
wake me up when she goes
Arre yaar – Sundarnagar se cruises bhi nikal thi hain?
Wake up – she is gone
Kitne ghante soya main?
Arre chaos ho gaya!
Woh woh nahi hain, koi aur hain. Jo koi aur hain, woh woh hain. Woh jo hain, koi aur nahi, woh hain, yeh jo hain, yeh koi aur hain
kya?
Matbal, prem prem nahi hain koi aur prem hain
Yeh prem prem kya hain, yeh prem prem kya hain? Go-go puchtha hain – prem koun hain? Where is the reaaaaal prem?
chal yaar thieek hain – koi aur prem sahi – prem tho hain!
Anyways, uss chakke se saath koun jaayega!
Arre yaar – himani shivpuri ko goli maaro!!
REEMA LAGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aisi Lagoo Lagan, Reema aa gayin yahan! Hum to gali gali alok ke gun gaane lage…
Aaa gaya doosra prem!
Aur Johhny bhi – ab total chaos ka pura scope hain
Ek aur last day at college? Kitne baar manate hain last day?
Ek aur Gaana!!!!! Forward Forward Kar yaar
Prem kou pyaar hona tha with this dumbhead? Ek prem bewakoof tho doosra ded-bewakoof!
Doosra prem tel lene gaya kya?
Delhi mein hain!
How did you miss it man – Royal Orient mein sawar hoke gaya
Jai Sundarnagar
Coochie coo – prem ko pyar hain sanjana se?
GAANNA!
forward pleasssssssssssse!
arre yaar, achcha gaana hain
SundarNagar mein snow clad mountains bhi hain?
Arre yaar – does this place exist on earth?
vacation cruises, beaches, snow clad mountains, cool college – man, I am jealous!
Arre yaar koun hain yeh paisa boltha hain?
Lo Sanjana ko pata laga prem Kishen aur prem Kumar ka difference
Ghar mein kisine surname nahi puchcha?
Aur uss gadhe ne bataya bhi nahi
Arre yaar, juice mill rahi hain tho kyon bataegaa!
Prem aa gaya!! Pappu, shappu, dekho doosra prem aa gaya waapas
ab pata laga, mein prem ki diwani hoon
Ek aur song……maaf karo …forward forward
Meine prem ko itna kush kabhi nahi dekha!
Reema lagoo ko bas barjatya film mein yahi bolna hota hain…
Tum tho meri doosri beti ho
Hamare ghar ki lakshmi…
Ghar achcha hain, khandan achcha hain, ladka achcha hain, aur kya chahiye?
mein prem ke bina nahi reh sakthi. Yeh shaadi nahi hogi
Kahi tumne, kuchch galath kaam….
Haan Haan! Mein uske saath soh chuki hoon – hum dono ka ek beta hain, aur mein uski teesre bachce ki maa ban-ne waali hoon!
Kalmui!!!!!!!!!
Guys Guys….land on land….baap achcha hain ladki kaa
Khandan ki izzat…
Aisa Rishta phir kab milega…
Yaar mujhe maar dalo, lekin uss gadhi ko ek prem se saath chadalo
SAGAAIIII
GAAAAAANA
PHORWARD!
Arre kya disgraceful scene hain – Hrithik tho chakka hain hi!
seriously yaar – ladki ko akkal nahi hain uske paav pad rahi hain?
Are we in 21st century egalitarian society?
Shit man – this is worse than Pro asking for a night…
Prem Kumar ko ab pata chala
Chaman Chuta – raam milyae jodi ek lo ek lo* [censored ]
RUBY BHATIA AGAIN!!!!
Arrey yaar jaate jaate ek aur headache
The end
Aspirin hain?
Chai pithe hain yaar – this was monstrous
Nahi yaar – I am too brain dead to make tea
Barjatya ko goli maaron…GAWD
Hum pure waste hain – life mein kuchch karne ko nahi hain apne paas!
Thus ended our viewing of MPKDH. As to how bad this movie was in comparison BOOM – well at least there were some hotties to watch in BOOM
The worst movie of 2003. Period.
