1) No Study ..no work Just Love so Last Day of college…
RATTY (Female for rat):: Father’s Fairy Fairy …Father’s Fairy Fairy , here I come...Get me married with a guy handsome
MAD MOMMY:: Aji sunte ho Go get her a g-u-y..
UMM FATHER:: Umm..Thik Hai Which g-u-y..
Umm Father:: Junk Mail…from foreign sisy g-u-y is PrEm..
Umm Father:: BUT.. he is an out of RICH g-u-y..
Mad Mommy:: Why..the Heck you are wearing a NIKE Track Suit
Go get him!! I will Just do it..i mean our Fairy Sanjana
Umm Father:: Umm Thik Hai
Hoodibaba!!!
In the Mind of the Umm Father::.. Junk E-Mails never deliver attachments on Anti-Virus protected PCs How come?…Simple - Our Filmy Parrotten & Lutoonatic dog eat them all..::
Umm Father:: So Umm.. I have no pic of the g-u-y..???
On the Int’l Airport (We have them Everywhere in India) in a place called SUNDARNAGAR ..
The SHRILL:: Paaaaaappaaaaaaji….Paaaaaappppaaaaaji..Oh papaji, Sundernagar bahut hi Sundar jagah hai
Umm.. Meet..Umm See.. Umm Touch .. Umm Marry or do Umm with U in capital .. with her ..after all she’s my ::..fairy..::
Ratty:: Father’s Fairy Fairy….here I come
I got my g-u-y hand..some
Mad Mommy:: Chalo beta Sing..& remember …Just Do It
Ratty:: AShTRAY Bird AShTRAY Bird..Don’t forget me…
Ratty:: Mummy Mummy Kahaan Hai Aap ..I did it
Mad Mommy:: That don’t impress me much.. Ratty beta …F-O-L-L-O-W me
PREM..PREm..PRem..prem…& more prem & endless prem, pyaara prem, dulara prem, mera baccha (kiddo) prem, mera sabkuch prem …To bolo sab prem prem aur prem aur prem ke siva kuch nahi bas prem hi prem….Yeh Dil maange more /// P-R-E-M.. \\ …
Some where in the outskirts of Sundernagar 4 buddy-ratties
…. No separate mention as they rat out at the same time ….
The Shrill:: I am impressed with bosom of the 4 BUDDY-RATTIES, so Its time for the real Ratty
4 buddy-ratties:: Thank you PrEm Bhaiyaa for pressing us there..
The Shrill:: Where????
4 buddy-ratties:: Oh come on….Preeeeeessssmmmmmm Bhaiyya
2) More lessons…But still no study & more love too ….so Last Day of college..
HANDICAP-SIDEY:: Go..Fairy..Go, he shrills prem(love) on you & don’t link it to s*x OK…
Ratty:: I smacked my way in your life…Aaa eeey Aaa eee Yoooooooooo
The Shrill:: I pressed my way in your life… Aaa eeey Aaa eee Yoooooooooo
One F-I-N-E day
Ratty:: Mommy Mommy can we marry…afterall he’s the g-u-y
The Shrill:: Yeah I am the Goonda-Ubnoxious-YIdiot
Mad Mommy:: Not now.. Go Just! Do! It
Ratty:: What???
Mad Mommy:: You know what?
Ratty:: Oh Stranger g-u-y …Oh Stranger g-u-y
The Shrill:: Yeah I am the c-r-o-w-n-e-d-g-u-y-o-n-t-h-e-b-e-a-c-h…Come Press me…
Another well V-A-L & F-I-N-E day
Ratty:: Now we can marry?
The Shrill:: Yeah I am the Goofball-Ugly-Yucky
Umm Dad:: Umm..I think….
Mad Mommy:: No don’t bother us…
Ratty:: Fairy loves you…Fairy Loves you..
The Shrill:: I am the g-u-y-tattoo me…me cooks…sandal me.
Umm Dad:: Junk Mail…from foreign sisy g-u-y is PrEm.& Kumar not Kishen.
Mad Mommy:: Ratty….Where are you …pls Don’t Do It
Umm Dad:: But what abt. This PrEm…umm
Ratty:: Ya mom I pressed him & he did the same..
Mad Mommy:: Kya…Did u did it.. (Watch for English of mad mommy)
Ratty:: I too wear NIKE’s…You know what I am talking abt mommy.
Mad Mommy:: Ok now …You have to Do-It with real PrEm
Ratty:: What abt the guy I pressed..(forget to type m here)
Mad Mommy:: Get lost PREM..Mad PREM…Ugly PREM afterall wrong pressed PREM.
The Shrill:: “Mein to Ghar me hi Ghus Aaya”
Enters THE MUTE with WHATEVER MOMMY & Lunatic DOG No.2 (Only for real this time)
3) One more G-U-Y to impress, so Last day of college……
Ratty:: Ended wild …Ended wild for PrEm.., he has pressed me while I breath , while I see …so ended ended ….wild for PrEm
The Mute:: ( That’s when dumb educated RICH zombies fall in l-o-v-e)
Whatever Mommy:: Aauj Paaaehli Baur Muaera PrEm itna khush hua hai
The Mute:: -------------- (dumb educated RICH zombies blushing)
Dog No.2:: Boss Khush Sab Khush…..Eeeeeehaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (twisting his Eyebrows & Lips)
Whatever Mommy:: Hamein Fairy bahut pasand hai, let’s make it a tail Fairy’s Tail..
The Mute:: ++++++ (Mom its not tail its T-A-L-E)
Whatever Mommy:: Dekha ..Aisa hi hai mera beuta… (Heard Rima Lagoo’s dialogue delivery)
Mad Mommy:: Just Do IT
Umm Dad:: Beta Fairy ..Umm
The Mute:: æ☻☺ÿσ≈ <<Today I am ….and you are and there’s prem (love)…>> (Zombie singing)
Meanwhile…..Ratty teaches The Mute how to R-I-D-E a bicycle + how to press…
Story continues in comments section......Pls I am Sorry..
